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Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Funny story: Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Topeka, KS (Kansas City Star) - The Kansas state House of Representatives is currently debating bill HB666 that would at its essence require all dairy cows in the state to wear a brassiere. The bill was introduced by Representative Prudence Uptight,...

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Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

Funny story: Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket. Unfortunately, not all de...

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Takwana Smith and Anitikapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss latest news regarding hikes in gas and electricity prices.

Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitikapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss latest news regarding hikes in gas and electricity prices.

Our brilliant, yet modest, reporter, Lady Godiva, caught up with two of her favourite characters today, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough. Both were 'sporting' the fashionable 'South Bank Facelift' hairdo, which tends to leave them looking rather surprised all of the time. When asked about their opinions on the latest news Takwana said, "Well, they've...

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Energy bills drop dramatically in FIFA HQ

After FIFA awarded Russia and Qatar with the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, it has been exclusively revealed that energy bills have dropped dramatically at the football federation's HQ. Compared to last year's massive bill, this year's has only come i...

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Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Funny story: Six In Ten Live In Fear Of Energy Bills

Thousands of pensioners are terrified of their gas and elctricity bills following reports of unprovoked assaults. The first case was reported last January when Mr Pulcifer Threadknockit, of Norwich, was seriously injured by his bill from Eastern E...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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