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Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Funny story: Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts state police say they've stopped a car carrying 1,250 packets of heroin stamped "Obamacare" and "Kurt Cobain" and arrested the four people inside the car. They sometimes use numbers to show grade of Heroin but we have never seen anyt...

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Disney buy Lucasfilm

Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...

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Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

Funny story: Irish eyes are smiling again; no not at their soccer team, it's those Oil billions!

A bonanza is about to hit the Emerald Isles that will be as huge as the Yukon Gold Rush and the Euro invasion put together(?). Oil, billions of barrels of the stuff is about to be pumped from Barryroe Oilfield into Europe via Great Britain making...

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The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

Funny story: The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

According to the world census, the seven billionth person will be born on October thirty-first. The hunt is on for this yet-to-be-baby. "We're hoping it won't be in some remote Amazonian village," said World Census co-ordinator, Jean Heyus. "We've...

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Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

Funny story: Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was ali...

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Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

Funny story: Alternative view: The new BNP & Black Gold

After the biggest oil discovery for four decades of the British coast near Bournemoth a new political party has sprung up the Bournemouth National Party. Leader of the new BNP, Economist, Edward Goodfellow wants an Independent Bournemouth with fu...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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