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Funny story: Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Rich Stingy, Working People More Generous

Between 2006 and 2012, the wealthiest Americans became less generous with charitable donations, as a share of their total income, while lower- and middle-income Americans reached farther into their pockets as they witnessed the need for charity in th...
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Funny story: We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

We Are the 0.99%: Rich Protest the Rich/Super-Rich Income Gap

LOS ANGELES-According to a new study from the Brookings Institution, the income gap between the rich and super-rich has reached its largest margin in a century. This revelation has sparked outrage among the (almost) richest people in the country.
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Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...
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Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

Donald Trump Hates Being Ignored

NEW YORK CITY - There is perhaps no one in the entire United States who hates being ignored more than Mr. Golden Hair himself, Donald Trump. Everyone knows that when it comes to the size of egos, Trump's is probably a little bit bigger than Greenl...
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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...
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Funny story: Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

Cher Says Donald Trump Needs To Get A Job

LOS ANGELES - Showing no signs of letting up on her verbal attack of Donald Trump, Cher appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show and took some more jabs at the man she calls The Off-Key Trumpet. Cher has repeatedly made it known that Trump's Birther...
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Funny story: Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

Paranoia that Obama 'will allow homeless people unfettered access to private Manhattan roof gardens'

New York - Lawyers in a probate case before the New York courts have reported fears that the President's 'open door' policy towards vagrants, nomadics and other itinerant undesirables could blight Fifth Avenue's multi-million dollar condominiums.
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Funny story: Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Busted flush: Palm Jumeirah's famous shopping mall to be renamed Golden Shower Mile amid sewer collapse

Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...
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Funny story: Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Election Attack Ad Spending Provided Major Economic Stimulus

Negative campaign advertising during the recent midterm elections injected $800 billion into the American economy. "The combination of a glut of billionaires, low taxes on billionaires, and a Supreme Court decision allowing anonymous campaign spen...
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Funny story: Removing Warren Buffett and Bill Gates from My List of Spoofables

Removing Warren Buffett and Bill Gates from My List of Spoofables

So far, in the little over a year that I've been writing satire, I've only pulled one story, a tasteless piece about Burt Reynolds. I just didn't have the heart. Now I'm making a conscious effort not to spoof two more people no matter what news stories break around them. Why? Because these two billionaires have done what I never thought I'd see in my lifetime. Besides making it their priority t...
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