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Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Funny story: Missouri Cops Sent to Sesame Street

Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...

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Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

BOISE, Idaho - Mitt Romney was up in Idaho visiting a potato seed packing plant when he was approached by Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Petaluma asked the 66-year-old Massachusetts native how he feels now that he has had tim...

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Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

Funny story: Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...

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Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

Funny story: Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

BOSTON - Ann Romney, wife of Mitt Romney, was in the city known by chefs throughout America as Bean Town. She had come to Boston on a winter shoe buying spree. Mrs Romney was asked by Asburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue how her h...

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Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

Funny story: Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The United States of America is now under the military control of Muppets from the Children's Television Workshop. Muppet Military Command (MMC) first occupied the Pentagon and took firm control over all US military forces i...

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Teabaggers-On-Bikes To Vote For Romney

Funny story: Teabaggers-On-Bikes To Vote For Romney

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Mitt Romney flew up to Alaska in an effort to try and convince the people of the 49th state that they should vote for him even though there really aren't that many millionaires in the Iceberg State. He was met at The Nanook of...

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The Hell's Angels Are Voting For President Obama

Funny story: The Hell's Angels Are Voting For President Obama

VENICE BEACH - In a move that took the Mitt Romney political campaign team by surprise, the national chapter of The Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang has stated that they will all be voting for President Obama. Hells Angels spokesperson Rufus "Spokes"...

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Honey Boo Boo Asks Jay Leno, "Why Does Romney Hate Big Bird?"

Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Asks Jay Leno, "Why Does Romney Hate Big Bird?"

HOLLYWOOD - Little Honey Boo Boo has managed to knock Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and Paul "Skippy" Ryan all off the front page. The seven-year-old star of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo recently appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Le...

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Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

Funny story: Mitt Romney Vows That Tax Cuts Will Start With Millionaires

LANCASTER, Ohio - Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Lancaster, Ohio, the town that was named after Lancaster, Laos. He told a crowd of semi-enthusiastic independents that if he is elected president he will keep...

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Big Bird flies over Romney speech---SPLAT!

No one could tell it was coming yesterday afternoon at a Mitt Romney rally in Virginia. The Associated Press is reporting the crowd and the candidate looked up when they heard a giant "swish" in the air above the stadium. As the crowd and the candida...

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Romney outsources campaign call centers

Funny story: Romney outsources campaign call centers

Mitt Romney is to outsource the call centers for his campaign to India in an effort to cut costs and prove he has what it takes to make the tough decisions on the economy. "We don't have to pay volunteers to man the phones in the US." A GOP spokes...

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Mitt Romney Says He Hates His New Nickname

Funny story: Mitt Romney Says He Hates His New Nickname

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Bus Tour stopped off in Raleigh on the way to Winston-Salem, North Carolina. He told the semi-cheering crowd that he was thrilled to be in Raleigh, the town where the inventor o...

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Romney throws Big Bird under the bus!

French president Francois Hollande issued a statement this morning in which he said, "Today we are all American children!" The Mayor of London (UK) issued a statement regarding Romney that read in part, "There he goes again!" The Boston Globe r...

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Romney says Big Bird "tastes like chicken"

In the first of three presidential debates, Romney explicitly said that he supports cutting funding for PBS and Sesame Street. Fans of public television were particularly angered that he singled out Big Bird. "I'm a huge fan of Big Bird," said Romney...

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Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend

Funny story: Lost Parakeet Tweets His Home Address, Starts Trend

No, NOT on Twitter. In person! Here's the scoop. A lost pet parakeet in Japan was recently brought home when he was able to "tell" (well actually tweet) police where he lived. A happy ending! But it turns out that was just the beginning. A Spoof reporter who has recently interviewed (in bird talk, of course!) a group of birds has discovered that the lost parakeet's act has inspired a num...

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Peter Crouch wants to go out with Big Bird

Funny story: Peter Crouch wants to go out with Big Bird

Peter Crouch the worlds tallest football player, who should really have been a basketball player, wants to go out with Kelly Crabtree, alias Tupele Dorgu, alias Big Bird. Big Bird recently departed from Coronation Street,to rejoin Sesame Street, a...

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Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Funny story: Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird left Coronation Street last night to return back to Sesame Street where she started out. All she needs to do when she returns to Sesame street is put on her Big Bird 8 foot tall yellow outfit. Coronation Street character Kelly Crabtree wh...

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Lindsay Lohan Seen with Big Bird after Anniversary Gala

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Seen with Big Bird after Anniversary Gala

Riding high after a week's worth of celebrations for Sesame Street's 40th anniversary, Big Bird has been spotted out on the town with Lindsay Lohan in several exclusive clubs following the Sesame Street 40th anniversary gala. Lohan, known to have...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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