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Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

Funny story: Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

A sudden onslaught of Phoneutria fera, also known as the Wandering Banana Spider, has swept over the banking industry. This species is particularly virulent with males, by causing painful priapic seizure, or the onset of a monstrous ongoing erecti...

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Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

Funny story: Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

DEMOCRACY NOW! TRANSCRIPT This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. AMY GOODMAN: Here today with me is Professor Hugh Hurrong who has just resigned from the University of Houston to open a brothel in Nevada. Professor, why did you resign from your position at the university? HUGH HURRONG: Well, Amy, in my role as a Professor of Finance I defended Wall Street, Big...

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Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Funny story: Goldmine Sacks Holds Record Amounts of Pipeline in Storage

Just revealed, the Wall Street banking firm Goldmine Sacks has rented up new warehouse storage in the range of trillions of square feet. The purpose is to hold miles of pipeline in abeyance and readiness, depending on need for implementation in upcom...

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Breaking Up (The Banks) Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up (The Banks) is Hard to Do For Sandy Weill From His Former Best Bud Robert Rubin In a stunning reversal, a former big bank CEO who crusaded for policies that helped create the so-called "too-big-to-fail" banks now says we need to break up the banks. Don't take your love of big banks away, Sandy Don't you leave all those vaults empty If you do then the one percent w...

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