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Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

Funny story: Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative. "When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several basta...

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"Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Funny story: "Science Guy" Neil deGrasse Tyson Under Attack

Sixty percent of Americans can't name five of the Ten Commandments, and 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were married. Roughly the same percentage says they don't believe in science and that TV celebrity "science guy" Neil deGrass...

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A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

Funny story: A&E Announces New Show - "God And Aids"

A&E has made a decision to lift Phil Robertson's "Duck Dynasty" suspension. He will not miss one episode of the controversial program. Robertson got into hot water for praising Jim Crow Laws and comparing gay people to terrorists. He also com...

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Holy Roller Mayor Fleeces small town

By now Americans could use a laugh about someone else's budget insanity, but mostly the world will laugh at small town America. This past Sunday the circus was not in town, no calliope or herty-gerty sounded, but the clowns where in session. Populati...

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American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

Funny story: American Bible Belt to Form New Nation

DALLAS, TX - A consortium of the southern states has split off from the United States of America. The new country will be accepted into the United Nations, and will be named the Union Provinces of Christ or the UPC. This will reduced the numbe...

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Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

Funny story: Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrats and Republicans, sick of those lousy fundamentalist and the foolish T.P., have signed an executive order to assassinate all of them. At 12.40pm (ET), a Tea Party meeting in New Orleans was broken up by Special Forc...

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Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Funny story: Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Local preacher and tub thumping evangelist, Deano Twogood Sonofapreacherman, was this evening recovering in his room at the Flashlight Motel in Snakebite, Kentucky, after getting a little carried away raising donations at 'The Church Of The Sacred Wa...

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Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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