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Funny story: Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

DEMOCRACY NOW! TRANSCRIPT This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. AMY GOODMAN: Here today with me is Professor Hugh Hurrong who has just resigned from the University of Houston to open a brothel in Nevada. Professor, why did you resign from your position at the university? HUGH HURRONG: Well, Amy, in my role as a Professor of Finance I defended Wall Street, Big...
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Funny story: New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Flushing, New York - Due to an accounting error, the New York Mets baseball club has been mathematically eliminated from the 2014 National League playoffs. Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon took full responsibility for the arithmetic mishap. H...
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Funny story: The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

Flushing, New York -- It's hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top indicatio...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

New York -- Looking to bounce back from being swept in the American League playoffs, the New York Yankees have named former cycling scammer Lance Armstrong as their new cheating coach. "We managed just six runs in that four-game series," said Yank...
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Funny story: New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...
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Funny story: Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days. However, Cooke is livid that he wa...
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Funny story: Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Disgruntled Spoofer, and fanatic Met Fan Gail Farrelly says she's finally 'had enough' after it was announced the besieged club will now begin paying washed up player Bobby Bonilla $1.2M a year for 25 years as part of his deferred compensation plan.
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Funny story: Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

The special federal government office tasked with combing through Osama bin Laden's confiscated computer hard drives revealed today that they revealed he died penniless after losing billions of dollars in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme. One video...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Things are getting increasingly desperate for NY Mets owners Fred Wilpon and Brother in law Saul Katz as federal investigators are pressing for over $300m in ill gotten gains from 'investments' from Ponzi Prince Bernie Madoff, now doing 150 years for...
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Funny story: NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

New York Mets fans were crushed to learn today that their beloved team was all a fantasy, built on the inflated returns of yet more Bernie Madoff financial schemes that played on Jewish investors around the world. Rabbi Saul Moskowitz, a fan since...
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Funny story: Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Washington - (Ponzi Mess): Convicted scammer Bernard Madoff is hoping for a get-out-of-jail-quick card amid reports of a White House rescue for Egypt. A new Supreme Court appeal says his ponzi scam is entirely kosher when compared to Egyptian 'Pho...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton! Ap...
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Funny story: Madoff son proves money isn't everything, especially when it's not yours!

Madoff son proves money isn't everything, especially when it's not yours!

Bernie Madoff's son Mark (RIP), has proved what the world knew all along; money, fame, glamour, fast cars, fast bitches, luxury mansions, etc, mean nothing, especially when acquired in the manner that the Madoff's practiced. Caught up in the backw...
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Funny story: Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

And they're nice ones too, barely or never worn, averaging about $350 a pair each. Among the personal possessions being auctioned off from the Madoff estate are more than 200 pairs of his casual and dress shoes. Provided you're a size nine and a ha...
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Funny story: Obama and Berlusconi Close to Blockbuster Trade: Madoff & Lohan for Amanda Knox!

Obama and Berlusconi Close to Blockbuster Trade: Madoff & Lohan for Amanda Knox!

With everything up for sale, trade or barter, US President Barack Obama has said to have floated yet another human trafficking scheme, this time to Italy's beleaguered president Silvio Berlusconi. Following the hush-hush hurry up deal to get Anna...
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Funny story: BP Petitions for Madoff release

BP Petitions for Madoff release

It was announced today that British Petroleum has petitioned for the release of Bernard Madoff to assume the Presidency of their company. The rising costs of the petroleum disaster, now at 3 billions, necessitated this move. In a statement issued...
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