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After Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve

Funny story: After Pardon Bernie Madoff Set To Chair Federal Reserve

There's still a year left for Janet Yellen to serve in her term as the current Federal Reserve Chairperson, yet President Trump has already nominated Bernie Madoff to replace her. The early nomination tactic is probably to see what kind of deal he c...

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Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Funny story: Celebrities Line Up Hoping to Be Pardoned by Obama Before He Leaves Office

Washington, DC It has long been a tradition for U.S. Presidents leaving office to pardon people. President Clinton pardoned 140 in the last days of his office. Some of the celebrities requesting meetings with Obama, besides the obvious like O.J. S...

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Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group

Funny story: Bernie Madoff to Start New Financial Group

Butner, North Carolina Famed Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff announced from his prison cell today that he has embarked upon a new financial venture, guaranteed to make millions for whomever wants to invest in it. "I'm just trying to pay back all the i...

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Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Funny story: Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...

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Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

Funny story: Professor Quits Job To Open Brothel In Nevada

DEMOCRACY NOW! TRANSCRIPT This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form. AMY GOODMAN: Here today with me is Professor Hugh Hurrong who has just resigned from the University of Houston to open a brothel in Nevada. Professor, why did you resign from your position at the university? HUGH HURRONG: Well, Amy, in my role as a Professor of Finance I defended Wall Street, Big...

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New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Funny story: New York Mets Already Eliminated from the 2014 Playoffs

Flushing, New York - Due to an accounting error, the New York Mets baseball club has been mathematically eliminated from the 2014 National League playoffs. Mets principal owner Fred Wilpon took full responsibility for the arithmetic mishap. H...

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The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

Funny story: The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

Flushing, New York -- It's hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top indicatio...

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Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Named Yankees' New Cheating Coach

New York -- Looking to bounce back from being swept in the American League playoffs, the New York Yankees have named former cycling scammer Lance Armstrong as their new cheating coach. "We managed just six runs in that four-game series," said Yank...

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New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

Funny story: New York Mets take away 11 'positives' from the 2012 season

New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...

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Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

Funny story: Madoff fraud impacts investors worldwide, but not pissed-off Harfold investor

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days. However, Cooke is livid that he wa...

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Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

Funny story: Madoff Chastises Rick Perry for Social Security Ponzi Comment

DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...

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Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Funny story: Spoof Writer and NY Mets Fan Petitions MLB to Take Over Stumbling, Debt Ridden Franchise!

Disgruntled Spoofer, and fanatic Met Fan Gail Farrelly says she's finally 'had enough' after it was announced the besieged club will now begin paying washed up player Bobby Bonilla $1.2M a year for 25 years as part of his deferred compensation plan.

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Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

Funny story: Update: Bin Laden Died Penniless After Investing Billions with Bernie Madoff

The special federal government office tasked with combing through Osama bin Laden's confiscated computer hard drives revealed today that they revealed he died penniless after losing billions of dollars in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme. One video...

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...

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Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Funny story: Bernie Madoff Lives! Mets Owners Offer Club For Sale: Promise 50% Return on Investment!

Things are getting increasingly desperate for NY Mets owners Fred Wilpon and Brother in law Saul Katz as federal investigators are pressing for over $300m in ill gotten gains from 'investments' from Ponzi Prince Bernie Madoff, now doing 150 years for...

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NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

Funny story: NY Mets House of Cards Set to Tumble After Investigation Says Team Built on Madoff Ponzi Scheme!

New York Mets fans were crushed to learn today that their beloved team was all a fantasy, built on the inflated returns of yet more Bernie Madoff financial schemes that played on Jewish investors around the world. Rabbi Saul Moskowitz, a fan since...

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Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Funny story: Obama ponders Pyramid Scheme rescue of Egypt; Bernard Madoff demands immediate Presidential pardon!

Washington - (Ponzi Mess): Convicted scammer Bernard Madoff is hoping for a get-out-of-jail-quick card amid reports of a White House rescue for Egypt. A new Supreme Court appeal says his ponzi scam is entirely kosher when compared to Egyptian 'Pho...

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Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Funny story: Spoof Writers Run for Cover as Assange Threatens to Reveal "Millions in Unreported Income" Earned for Writing Crap!

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton! Ap...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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