HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days.
However, Cooke is livid that he wa...
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme".
"As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
Disgruntled Spoofer, and fanatic Met Fan Gail Farrelly says she's finally 'had enough' after it was announced the besieged club will now begin paying washed up player Bobby Bonilla $1.2M a year for 25 years as part of his deferred compensation plan.
The special federal government office tasked with combing through Osama bin Laden's confiscated computer hard drives revealed today that they revealed he died penniless after losing billions of dollars in Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme.
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MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America.
The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...
Things are getting increasingly desperate for NY Mets owners Fred Wilpon and Brother in law Saul Katz as federal investigators are pressing for over $300m in ill gotten gains from 'investments' from Ponzi Prince Bernie Madoff, now doing 150 years for...
New York Mets fans were crushed to learn today that their beloved team was all a fantasy, built on the inflated returns of yet more Bernie Madoff financial schemes that played on Jewish investors around the world.
Rabbi Saul Moskowitz, a fan since...
Washington - (Ponzi Mess): Convicted scammer Bernard Madoff is hoping for a get-out-of-jail-quick card amid reports of a White House rescue for Egypt.
A new Supreme Court appeal says his ponzi scam is entirely kosher when compared to Egyptian 'Pho...
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton!
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Bernie Madoff's son Mark (RIP), has proved what the world knew all along; money, fame, glamour, fast cars, fast bitches, luxury mansions, etc, mean nothing, especially when acquired in the manner that the Madoff's practiced.
Caught up in the backw...
And they're nice ones too, barely or never worn, averaging about $350 a pair each. Among the personal possessions being auctioned off from the Madoff estate are more than 200 pairs of his casual and dress shoes. Provided you're a size nine and a ha...
With everything up for sale, trade or barter, US President Barack Obama has said to have floated yet another human trafficking scheme, this time to Italy's beleaguered president Silvio Berlusconi.
Following the hush-hush hurry up deal to get Anna...
It was announced today that British Petroleum has petitioned for the release of Bernard Madoff to assume the Presidency of their company. The rising costs of the petroleum disaster, now at 3 billions, necessitated this move.
In a statement issued...
New York - (Bob Hanssen Mess): A sinister femme fatale codenamed 'Madame Rouge' - believed to be an ex-mistress of jailed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff - is being sought in the FBI Russian espionage probe.
The lynchpin behind the KGB money launderi...
More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.
BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...
David F Mayer: Today, I am visiting the distinguished con-man and Ponzi schemer, Bernie Madoff at his new home in North Carolina.
Madoff: It's a great pleasure to be interviewed by you. I have been looking forward to this since you first called two weeks ago.
DFM: Well, I have been looking forward to this interview as well. It is not every day that I get to speak with the greatest con-man in...
New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Suspended Goldman Sachs bookie Fabrice Tourre 'is being scapegoated' after DNA swabs suggested he is likely to be Bernard 'Ponzi' Madoff's son.
The London-based trader has had his business licence withdrawn by Cit...