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Funny story: Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Harold Gillis told everyone gathered around him that he was sorry that he had cut down the wrong tree and crushed the old lady and several pigeons she was feeding. "Look, it could happen to any of us. We think the tree is going to fall a certain w...
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Funny story: Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...
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Funny story: Benches That Have Spikes A Pain In The Ass!

Benches That Have Spikes A Pain In The Ass!

A report that park officials in China have found a way to keep people from sitting on their park benches for hours while others stay on their feet has been solved by placing meters by the bench. If a coin isn't placed in after 20-30 minutes, small sp...
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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