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Funny story: Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

NEW YORK-The New York Yankees have once again infuriated sports fans everywhere by declaring their intention to acquire the contracts of Lebron James and Ben Roethlisberger, of the Miami Heat and Pittsburgh Steelers respectively. When asked if he...
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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...
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Funny story: J-E-T-S! Suck, Suck, Suck!

J-E-T-S! Suck, Suck, Suck!

?"That's it, Mark, take your cleats off for Daddy," coach said, his breath coming in ragged bursts, his forehead damp with sweat. "Take the sock off. That's right... Now, dip it in this Thousand-Island dressing... Now, some of Taco Bell's new salsa verde... some bacon fat... (Nom, nom nom) Yes... yesssss." When did the Jets find out the game was today? Which NFL QB once said to Satan, ?"So,...
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Funny story: Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is "Pumped" For Prom Season

Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger is "Pumped" For Prom Season

(Pittsburgh, PA - September 17, 2010)… Early Friday morning, 2-Time Super Bowl Champion and star Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger held a press conference to address the local and national media. Roethlisberger, 28, is yet to play in an NFL c...
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Funny story: OK For Roethlisberger To Practice With Steelers, But Not Shower

OK For Roethlisberger To Practice With Steelers, But Not Shower

Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been cleared by the National Football League Commissioner to practice with the team as long as he showers alone. "After careful study we decided that, while allowing him to practice, the constant ass slap...
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Funny story: Ben Roethlisberger Opens Charm School

Ben Roethlisberger Opens Charm School

Two time Super Bowl winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers has recently opened a charm school for athletes. Located in downtown Pittsburgh near several bars and adult cabarets, the sign outside the door simply reads, "Ben R...
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Funny story: Ben Roethlisberger and the Letter 'R'

Ben Roethlisberger and the Letter 'R'

Despite what is nearly overwhelming evidence, it has now been decided that Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Ben Roethlisberger, will not be forced to face down the dreaded 'R' word. What's more, while he may well be guilty of 'R', his punishment will likely b...
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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

ATLANTA - Two-time Super Bowl winner and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has found himself in a bit of a pickle. The possessor of one of the hardest NFL names to spell and pronounce was being investigated on charges of intention...
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