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Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Funny story: Ben Affleck Under Investigation For Researching Wrong Role in Las Vegas

Las Vegas - Ben Affleck was caught 'counting cards' in Las Vegas this week and authorities are baffled as to why the actor was attempting such a feat. Apparently, Affleck was on a bender and claimed to be doing research for a role in the next Rai...

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Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Funny story: Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald." Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel. "The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her...

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Gemma Arterton Is Wonder Woman In Superman/Batman Film?!

Ever since the news broke that Zack Snyder was going to introduce Batman into the next Superman flick at Comic Con 2013 not to mention the bomb shell news that Ben Affleck is going to be the Batman, many people have speculated whether another Dc supe...

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Ben Affleck on parenting

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that. Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!? I think Jennifer saw one...

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On Heels of Michael Bay 'Armageddon' Apology Comes Greater Apology From the Woman Who Birthed Michael Bay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - On the heels of controversial director Michael Bay apologizing for making his oft-maligned science fiction 'epic' - "Armageddon" (Touchstone Pictures, 1998) - now Bay's mother is following in her son's footsteps by announcing her expr...

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Renaming of Famous Clock Tower Big Ben Angers Comedic Actors Fans

Furious fans of American comedian Ben Stiller are furious after news that London's famous clock tower, named after the Hollywood superstar, will be renamed Elizabeth Tower in honor of Queen Elizabeth's diamond jubilee. "The House of Commons Commi...

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Garner-Affleck Stalker Declared "Nutty As A Fruitcake"

Funny story: Garner-Affleck Stalker Declared "Nutty As A Fruitcake"

A judge in Los Angeles County has ruled that Marvin Strickland, who pleaded no contest at the hearing while playing with himself, to stay away from the Affleck family or their children at school or he will be going to a mental institution. The jud...

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J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

Funny story: J. Lo jealous of Jennifer Garner's babies

In an exclusive interview J. Lo's friend and confidant spilled the beans to me about Jennifer Garner's babies. J. Lo's friend said that J. Lo made the comment that she was jealous because Jennifer Garner was having too many pretty babies with Ben.

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Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Join 'Hobbit' Cast

Funny story: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Join 'Hobbit' Cast

It's official, after months of negotiations, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have signed on to the upcoming feature film adaptation of Tolkien's "The Hobbit" last weekend.

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Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Funny story: Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Hot; Affleck and Kimmel Fizzle

Comedienne and entertainer Sarah Silverman is reportedly seeing actor Matt Damon. The couple first went public about the relationship on the Jimmy Kimmel show with a video clip that has become wildly popular on YouTube and other web video sites.

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Furious Affleck retaliates with Dr Harold Shipman's daughter movie

Funny story: Furious Affleck retaliates with Dr Harold Shipman's daughter movie

Hollywood, California - (Ass mess): Ben Affleck has hit back at critics in the wake of his directional debut film Gone Baby Gone being pulled with the news that he's already working on a follow-up movie 'about the bonkers daughter o...

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Whedon Considering Affleck as Wonder Woman

Funny story: Whedon Considering Affleck as Wonder Woman

In a bold move by newly announced writer/producer of the Wonder Woman movie, Joss Whedon revealed he's considering Ben Affleck for the leading role.

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Matt Damon - Boston Hunk Supreme

Funny story: Matt Damon - Boston Hunk Supreme

Boston, MA - Despite the high-living and low-loving of his best buddy Ben Affleck, Matt Damon has managed to stake a claim as Boston's Hunkus Supremus following his role in the spy-thriller, "the Bourne Supremacy."...

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Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

Funny story: Ben Affleck Begins Dating Again

It's official. The "Ben" part of the entity formerly known as "Bennifer" has moved on with his life.

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