London - (Portents): Her father's bejewelled swastika flag is already draped over a gold-plated coffin of black locustwood, hewn from Regensburg Castle's ariosophic forest.
Tonight, the Windsor chapter of Hellfire Anonymous is on emergency standby...
Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight.
The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween.
Kristen who play...
London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club grandees and thirty-third degree Illuminati elders have warned UK Prime Monster Tony Blair that Wallpurgis Night will be his last ever in 10 Downing Street.
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