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Funny story: Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Philadelphia, PA-- A mean trick played on an elderly English teacher by her students has left the lonely spinster decapitated. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma was killed after she ran into the propeller blades of a helicopter last night at the...
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Funny story: King to be Beheaded

King to be Beheaded

Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England. It is thought the ex...
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Funny story: Now and Then: Man Beheaded, Thrown Against Wall in Bizarre Ink Factory Accident

Now and Then: Man Beheaded, Thrown Against Wall in Bizarre Ink Factory Accident

June 21, 2308 DalWorth, New Texas - Ink factory employees watched in horror as a fellow worker was sucked into an iron-crushing machine then ejected onto a wall almost one hundred feet away.
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Funny story: First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...
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Funny story: Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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