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Funny story: Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'. The Cancun doc...
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Funny story: 'IS beheading jihadis suspected' as banker found RIP with throat slit at $1m NYC apartment

'IS beheading jihadis suspected' as banker found RIP with throat slit at $1m NYC apartment

New York - Wild rumors are sweeping Manhattan that a Slittygroup - uh, CitiGroup! - banker found dead in the bathtub with his throat slit 'may have been topped by beheading jihadis'. The 30-something specialist in environmental and social risk m...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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Funny story: Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Cruel Facebook Prank Causes Spinster To Lose Her Head

Philadelphia, PA-- A mean trick played on an elderly English teacher by her students has left the lonely spinster decapitated. Police sources say Miss Vicky Smegma was killed after she ran into the propeller blades of a helicopter last night at the...
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Funny story: King to be Beheaded

King to be Beheaded

Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England. It is thought the ex...
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Funny story: Now and Then: Man Beheaded, Thrown Against Wall in Bizarre Ink Factory Accident

Now and Then: Man Beheaded, Thrown Against Wall in Bizarre Ink Factory Accident

June 21, 2308 DalWorth, New Texas - Ink factory employees watched in horror as a fellow worker was sucked into an iron-crushing machine then ejected onto a wall almost one hundred feet away.
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Funny story: First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...
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Funny story: Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

Al Jazeera Resumes Cut-Throat Entertainment

The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
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Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More Parts

Due to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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