The new US government has bowed to the demands of their President and instead of holding their annual Water-Boarding World Championship at Guantanamo Bay, it will now take place in the dungeons of Trump Tower, NY.
All leading countries have been...
Twenty minutes of Photoshop has caused the two greatest terrorist organizations in the world to come together to destroy democracy. Thanks, Adobe.
On Saturday, a supporter of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) released a graphic photo of Presi...
Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'.
The Cancun doc...
New York - Wild rumors are sweeping Manhattan that a Slittygroup - uh, CitiGroup! - banker found dead in the bathtub with his throat slit 'may have been topped by beheading jihadis'.
The 30-something specialist in environmental and social risk m...
According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
Harking back to the 'good old days' of the English Civil War the Government has passed emergency legislation declaring a State of Emergency which will enable them to execute Mervyn King, former Governor of the Bank of England.
It is thought the ex...
June 21, 2308 DalWorth, New Texas - Ink factory employees watched in horror as a fellow worker was sucked into an iron-crushing machine then ejected onto a wall almost one hundred feet away.
In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...
According to the Government ad...
The popular television series "Beheading an Infidel" is scheduled to resume this week on Al Jazzera television.
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