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Funny story: In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

BOGATA -- Paola Builes Aristzabal, who won the title of Miss Antioquia by showing off her curvaceous figure, was "shocked" to learn that she has been disqualified as a contestant in the Miss Columbia beauty pageant. Judges stripped the naughty Mis...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

Kim Jong Un Talks About The Purported Pornographic Sex Tape Video of Him and Miss Pyongyang

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is fit to be tied and he will get to the bottom of the latest sex scandal. The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea reported that they received a video tape in the ma...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants. Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the page...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

Honey Boo Boo Named Cutest Girl In Georgia

ATLANTA - The star of the television reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just received another of her many beauty pageant awards. The little girl from McIntyre, Georgia who turned 8, on August 28, 2013, entered the Cutest...
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Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Is Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $5 Million

Miss Pennsylvania Is Ordered To Pay Donald Trump $5 Million

CRANBERRY, Pennsylvania - The 2012 contestant who represented the state of Pennsylvania in The Miss USA Beauty Pageant, Sheena Monnin has just had the surprise of her fake smile life. Miss Monnin [Pronounced MOAN-IN] has been ordered by a judge to...
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Funny story: People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

People Magazine Names Nancy Pelosi 2013's 'Ugliest Woman Alive'

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, Gwyneth Paltrow! The controversial "actress" and avowed herbivore was recently bestowed with the title of People Magazine's 'Most Attractive Woman' for 2013. Now, the magazine that defines the standards of the glamor li...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...
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Funny story: Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

Beauty Contest Between Republican and Democrat Women

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley and Alaska Governor Sara Palin have teamed up and issued a challenge for a beauty contest amongst Democrat and Republican Women. Contestants will vie for a coveted position in politics for their respective part...
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Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

MANHATTAN - It appears by all accounts that the former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, has gone into the nation's Witness Protection Program. The WPP is usually only reserved for members of the Mafia after they turn state's evidence a...
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Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

TROUT RUN, Pennsylvania - The former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, was at a local Burger Bandit signing autographs with the purchase of a Burger Bandit Burger Combo Deal. She was asked by Taffeta Kixx with iRumors if she plans to ap...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - A very close, long time friend of billionaire Donald Trump stated that in all the years that he has known Mr. Trump, that he has never seen him angrier than he is at the moment. According to Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo,...
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Funny story: Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

Beauty Pageant Tells Miss Colombia To Start Wearing Panties or She'll Get Disqualified

SAO PAULO, Brazil - The 2011 Pageant has already encountered its very first piece of controversy (no pun intended). According to the pageant's president Pandora "Dimples" Slickpizzle, the contestant identified as Catalinita "La Bonita" Robayo and...
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Funny story: 'Some blond contestants have rubbish hair' as Miss USA 2011 shots released

'Some blond contestants have rubbish hair' as Miss USA 2011 shots released

Las Vegas - An abandoned rats' nest teetering on foreclosure is how critics of pageant coiffure have summed up some contestants' hairdos ahead of this year's Fathers Day extravaganza. "That backcombed peroxide big hair look is still incredibly pop...
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Funny story: Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

Viewers of 'Toddlers and Tiaras' Upset with Marilyn Manson Costume

A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season's Toddlers and T...
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Funny story: Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Miss Nude Universe pageant gets underway

Desperate to win the crown many of this years top-bet beauty pageant contestants have gone topless. Photos of these contestants, nude, with nothing but body paint have appeared all over the Internet. Pageant CEO Donny "Comb-over' Frump pouted:...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an annual event. Mayor Tom Shovel defends the practice as not being untruthful as the Garlic Festival continues to be an annual event. "The Annual...
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Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...
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