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Funny story: Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Hoff here. The phrase goes "Beauty is only skin deep". Of course this came from of some whiny piss-ant guy who was bar-snubbed on a Saturday night by a drunk, hot-looking broad. It's always that way. It's always the guy who gets the cold shoulder. "Cold shoulder". That's a phrase your Grandpop used. It meant that someone wasn't going to get laid that night. It is a whiny phrase... the Beau...
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Funny story: Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Beauty. Is it really only skin deep?

Hoff here. The phrase goes "Beauty is only skin deep". Of course this came from of some whiny piss-ant guy who was bar-snubbed on a Saturday night by a drunk, hot-looking broad. It's always that way. It's always the guy who gets the cold shoulder. "Cold shoulder". That's a phrase your Grandpop used. It meant that someone wasn't going to get laid that night. It is a whiny phrase... the Beau...
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Funny story: Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

Young Woman miraculously ignores her Beauty and studies Philosophy

PITTSBURGH--Lisa Prettysweet, an achingly beautiful 26-year old, stunned her family and friends by showing the slightest interest in philosophy. Predictably, her reading of philosophy has made her more skeptical, pessimistic, and cynical and her pare...
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Funny story: Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

Fashion Industry schemes to Punish Men by turning Women into Freaks

LAS ANGELES--More and more consumers are aware that magazines hire Photoshop artists to doctor pictures of celebrities, as part of an elaborate ritual designed to appease the celebrities' agents and to flatter the egocentric actresses so they'll agre...
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Funny story: New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter

New Beauty Mask Made of Kitty Litter

Scientists have stumbled onto a unique and inexpensive way to self-administer a beauty facial that, until now, only Hollywood stars could aspire to. Yes, you can now achieve the same long-lasting results-tight-as-a-drum skin, nearly invisible wri...
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Funny story: My Life as a Man #32

My Life as a Man #32

Another opportunity for happiness missed because I am so stupid and clueless With the possible exception of Karl Rove, I must be the stupidest, most clueless man in the United States. Belay that, mates, I am the stupidest, most clueless man on the Planet Earth! Yesterday, being Thanksgiving, I had the day off from work, and after feasting on more calories than the average Sudanese child con...
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Funny story: 24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

Scranton, PA resident Kimberly Ellison plans to age gracefully. "I've decided I'm not going to wear makeup or anything when I get older," said Ellison, who turned 24 last month and who once had to google the unfamiliar term, 'crows-feet'. "I ju...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local Man Refuses To Spoof Samantha Brick Over Daily Mail Article

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old mountaineer, survivalist, and part time factory worker with a vivid imagination, today refused to write a satirical article of any description about Samantha Brick. "I'm not doing it.
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Funny story: New self-mutilation kit on the market

New self-mutilation kit on the market

After the resounding success of his Hollywood rebore and sleeve clinic to combat the Slack Alice Sydrome prevalent among celebrities of both sexes, Dr Herman H Clitterman has just announced a startling new project. He is to return to his native Sw...
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Funny story: Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

Pork Futures Skyrocket on Revlon-Cargill Merger

U.S. commodities markets were shocked over the news this afternoon about the pending merger between livestock producing giant, Cargill, with makeup powerhouse, Revlon. In perhaps the most unlikely of partnerships, pork futures rose sharply in heavy...
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Funny story: New Enzime Reverses Aging,The God Drug Commith

New Enzime Reverses Aging,The God Drug Commith

An on going experiment conducted by Harvard University has developed an enzime that reverses the aging process in lab mice. Doctor Ronald DePinho's study may change the entire aging process worldwide, as well as the mind set for humans in regards...
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Funny story: New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

More than half of new mothers said they felt under pressure to bounce back to their pre-baby weight 'overnight' after seeing celeb mums looking camera-ready shortly after having a baby, a survey found. Model Heidi Glum, 37, was back on the catwalk...
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Funny story: "Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

"Unusual Beauty" Boom Fuels Demand For "Plain" Girls

Gap-teeth, ginger hair, freckles, thick eyebrows - they're all back on the catwalk and in the style mags as the beauty industry tires of perfection. American dentists report more girls having brackets inserted between their front teeth to creat th...
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Funny story: Age Defying Cream Flop

Age Defying Cream Flop

Global chemical giant Splurge Inc has withdrawn its QN7 age defying cream from sale in western countries. QN7 first went on sale in 2004 and was said to be the world's first cream that actually made people younger. Hollywood stars were the first t...
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Funny story: Beautiful Russian girls find man

Beautiful Russian girls find man

Following a world-wide search via the internet, beautiful Russian girls Irma and Annelida Weetabixski have found the man they were looking for. Irma - 26, long dark hair, likes tennis and the theatre said "We had popped down to the shops, and when...
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Funny story: Pretty Female Reporter In Football Locker Room Gets Ogled!

Pretty Female Reporter In Football Locker Room Gets Ogled!

RUTHERFORD, NJ - The sporting world was shocked when it learned that men in the Jets' locker room were behaving like men in a locker room. Mexican Reporter, Mona Lott was ogled and flirted with by testosterone-filled burley athletes, while she flaun...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

Lady Gaga Admits That It's True - She Has Cottage Cheese Thighs

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
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Funny story: Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Pleasure does not make you beautiful

Cosmetics companies are to be banned from 'making up' funky sounding ingredients by regulators who are calling global pharmaceutical companies "One step away from Victorian 'quackery'". "We've had enough of companies dreaming up 'newly discovered'...
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