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Funny story: Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea Bid for Power Station as Defensive Crisis Mounts

Chelsea have lodged a "substantial" bid for the defunct Battersea power station as injuries and suspensions continue to decimate the heart of their defence. Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck revealed that the situation was increasingly becoming unsolvab...
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Funny story: Bankers fear Battersea Power Station is sinking

Bankers fear Battersea Power Station is sinking

London - A bloody great big hole has appeared in the Battersea business plan sinking fund. For decades cracks in the Power Station's ownership documents had been dismissed as investor paranoia. Now work on legal papers for the proposed Thames S...
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Funny story: Blue Peter presenter offered £250,000 for nude high wire telethon act

Blue Peter presenter offered £250,000 for nude high wire telethon act

London - (Helter Skelter): A mystery bidder upped the stakes this weekend in Helen Skelton's high wire bid between Battersea Power Station's chimneys. The children's show presenter is being tempted with a whopping £250,000 to get her kit off for h...
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Funny story: Massive World War III nuclear device found inside Battersea Power Station

Massive World War III nuclear device found inside Battersea Power Station

London - (Rotters): The 20 kilotonne device was discovered rammed deep inside one of the defunct power station's chimneys with the inscription 'An Abdication Incentive from Princess Diana'. Army bomb disposal experts said today it appeared to be f...
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Funny story: Battersea Power Station to be new US embassy site

Battersea Power Station to be new US embassy site

London - (Ass Mess): Crumbling 1960's industrial icon the Battersea Power Station is set to become the next US Embassy after IRA pig farmers, Treasury Holdings, who bought (sic) the decaying site off Hong Kong fraudster Victor Hwang last year did...
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