Studies at the University of Central Lancashire have found that throwing your own faeces and waste at bar staff is the number one way to getting served first in a bar or restaurant.
The research found the tactic, which is employed by some angry...
Mel Gibson may be slipping back into his old ways again and that's not good news for his fans.
"No one wants him anymore and he was near the top of the trade about three years ago", stated one producer who knows Gibson and asked not to be named.
KIEV, Ukraine - Word coming out of the Ukraine is that the government has issued a mandate that will go into effect immediately.
The Ukraine has proclaimed that as of now, all bars will be closed indefinitely.
The reason that is being given is...
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that it has just not quite sunk into Justin Bieber's thick skull that no one wants to deal with him anymore.
The little pint-sized trouble maker was turned away from several New York City clubs during Super Bowl Weekend.
CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises.
The CCC took this measur...
WALLA WALLA, Washington - Ever since the two states of Colorado and Washington legalized the use of marijuana the tourism numbers have skyrocketed beyond belief.
Many of the younger residents of the states are as excited as Chelsea Handler at an N...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household.
After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters.
According to a highly reliable source,...
NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand.
Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...
I am a Roman Catholic clergyman, a Jesuit. From 1991 through the fall of 1994, I lived in American Fork, Utah, a then small, village between Salt Lake City and Provo. I was a missionary to the Mormons. I was also deeply under cover.
For the first year-and-a-half my cover was that of a bar fly with my own stool at the le Sabre Lounge in American Fork, an honest to goodness bar (a private cl...
NEW YORK, NY - Though he is not an active, reserve, or practice squad member of the New York Jets, area man Kris Hellersworth repeatedly identified himself with the organization during Monday night's game, according to observers.
"Goddammit! We ne...
They were all there, the first man who ever did it, now an old wheelchair bound octogenarian, the next few men who walked into various bars in various jokes the world over.
The Horse, The Zebra, The two blonds, the twelve inch pianist. The bar was packed with anyone who was anyone in the "A Man Walks Into a Bar" joke world.
There have been countless variations on this joke down throughout t...
Admitting to creating a play on words twice in the same sentence, Nevada real estate developer and entrepreneur, Manny Slongenhard, will be opening a new multi service entertainment establishment in Lake Tahoe next spring called the Tahoe Bar and Gir...
Chicago IL, November 2, 2010: Former Republican State Treasurer Judy Baar Topinka has unseated the Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich in a close election contest. Governor Blagojevich had been accused of selling President Barack Obama's vacated Sena...
EMMAUS - Constable Finless closed the Emmaus Saloon for serving its 'Aspartame Knocker': 2 jiggers lemon juice, 1 PURE aspartame. Blinded patrons were knocked on their Pennsylvania dutch lardy butts (PDLB).
Investigation by the Emmaus constable re...
Absinthe was taken off of the liquor store shelves and out of the bars and saloons of the United States over 100 years ago. Doctors, at the time, said that the drink caused blindness, seizures, and insanity.
With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...
(Seattle, WA) As more states enact smoking bans, some business owners are taking legal steps to preserve their smoking sections. They are handing over their property to Native Americans.
(Seattle, WA) City stores exiting to alleyways are appreciative of new street placards being posted near garbage bins and back doorways.
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