Fort Lauderdale, Florida: In a turn of events reportedly unforeseen by a Fort Lauderdale man, the barber at 'Cut Short' hair salon who greeted him on Thursday was not the same barber who usually cuts his hair.
When informed that Dave, his usual ba...
Honey-Do Lists and Female Barbers
I'm telling you all right now, and you can look it up here on my writer's profile: My turn-ons do not include crawling on my belly through damp, bushy, dark places with deep, wet holes....
OK, OK, I'll reconsider that.
I do not like crawling under the goddamned house to change air conditioner filters. I'm retired; I make enough money to pay some out-a-wor...
Odd business, barbers, and what they do.
What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing?
See now? I told you it was an odd business.
The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...
Had my hair cut today. I went to one of these salons they have nowadays. Twenty pounds for what we used to call a short back and sides. It wasn't, though.
Short back and sides, I mean. The young chap didn't know what that was. It was all I could do to get him to understand the concept of a "trim".
I think he thought I was talking about pubic hair.
And when I say "chap", well, I won't over...
It appears Nicky Clarke completely lost the plot with regards to the beatification of his holiness and deadness Pope John Paul II.
Having set up a mobile hairdressing studio on the balcony of the Vatican this morning, he was chased away, much to h...
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