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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

Supreme Court Rules to Include Ten Commandments in Federal Jury Instructions

One-upping its recent ruling allowing public prayers before town meetings in Greece, New York, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 to include the Ten Commandments in federal criminal jury instructions. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the majority, "It d...
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Funny story: Bank of America Decides to Run for President

Bank of America Decides to Run for President

Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan is no lawyer, but even so, the 2010 case Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, in which the U.S. Supreme Court held that for purposes of the First Amendment right to free speech, corporations...
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Funny story: Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan doesn't claim to be a gifted chef. "I can barely find my way around a kitchen," he admitted with a self-deprecating grin. "But I felt such strong appreciation for our loyal bank employees that I wa...
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Funny story: Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan is grateful and proud to be part of the 1% that possess nearly all of the nation's wealth. Nevertheless, Moynihan hasn't forgotten about the 99% who aren't quite so fortunate - far from it. "I've been blessed," h...
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Funny story: Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America, in partnership with Astrology.web, recently announced its latest initiative: the Automatic Fortune Teller Machine, which combines modern-day financial technology with age-old astrological principles. Millions of AFTMs will become ava...
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Funny story: Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

To the shock and horror of its millions of customers worldwide, Bank of America filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy after President and CEO Brian Moynihan signed a blank check for an innocent-looking eight-year-old girl named Katrina Darling. A mortifi...
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Funny story: Bank of America Announces New Customer Offerings: "Daylight Savings Account" and "Accelerated Affluence Attainment (AAA)" Securities

Bank of America Announces New Customer Offerings: "Daylight Savings Account" and "Accelerated Affluence Attainment (AAA)" Securities

Bank of America sustained a number of blows to its public reputation over the past year, most recently in a class action lawsuit by defrauded customers, which resulted in a settlement of $410 million. Nevertheless, in a press conference yesterday in...
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Funny story: Bank of America Fails to Make Promised Settlement Payments to Defrauded Customers; Claims to Have Forgotten Its PIN

Bank of America Fails to Make Promised Settlement Payments to Defrauded Customers; Claims to Have Forgotten Its PIN

After thousands of plaintiffs in the class action lawsuit against Bank of America reported that they had not received any portion of the $410 million in settlement amounts owed them by BoA, BoA president and CEO Brian Moynihan abashedly explained tha...
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Funny story: Bank Of America Is Bullied By Recent College Graduate Single-Handedly And Overturns Stupidity

Bank Of America Is Bullied By Recent College Graduate Single-Handedly And Overturns Stupidity

WASHINGTON DC - Recent college graduate Molly Katchpole who not only is broke like a joke but also an aspiring politician earned her ticket to the White House when she single-handedly pulled the nations second largest bank's hands out of her pockets...
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Funny story: Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Corporate money-sequestration titans Bank of America and Chase Bank today announced that their recently announced new fees and the hikes of existing fees will actually cost more money to introduce, charge and enforce than expected, leaving net profit...
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Funny story: Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

HARFOLD, Vt.--Insiders in the banking industry confide that Bank of America is currently considering a name change to Bank Against America, a change which would certainly be in alignment with recent behaviors by the banking giant. Bank of America...
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Funny story: Badgers harrass Bank of America

Badgers harrass Bank of America

Bank of America has recently experienced several acts of destruction related to badgers, according to Executive Vice President Robert Pethingham Jr. The damage followed the exact same pattern in all cases - photographs of Secretary of the Treasury Ti...
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Funny story: Bank of America CEO out on his ass

Bank of America CEO out on his ass

Charlotte, North Carolina - (Merrill Lynch Mob Mess): Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis faces the boot on Wednesday as disgusted shareholders congregate to pay him back for the disastrous Merrill Lynch firesale which resulted in their shares plunging fro...
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Funny story: Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

Sick man robs bank for medical benefits

(Seattle, WA) A downtown Seafirst bank was robbed at daybreak by a teen disguised with vegetation duct-taped to his body in imitation of a recent New Hampshire robbery.
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