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Funny story: Motorist's frying pan reduced by magistrates

Motorist's frying pan reduced by magistrates

A Gateshead delivery driver has had his frying pan reduced in size from 16 to 10 inches diameter. Aluvaf Ryup, 33, had been driving whilst still holding his 16-inch pan. In court, magistrates duly considered his pan, which had been set aside wh...
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Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
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Funny story: Von Trier Vows To Continue Making Movies

Von Trier Vows To Continue Making Movies

Despite being banned from the recent Cannes Festival, Danish film director Lars Von Trier has promised to continue making films. Von Trier was prohibited from attending the festival after commenting that he "sympathised with Hitler". The direct...
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Funny story: Dundee United Player Banned

Dundee United Player Banned

Dundee United midfielder Morgaro Gomis has been banned for 3 games and fined a month's wages after being found guilty by an SFA tribunal of assaulting a player and leaving the scene of the crime. The tribunal found that on February 19th at Tynecas...
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Funny story: French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

French ministry bans Burkes and Bourkes due to confusion over burkha

Due to a problem with his hearing aid, the French Interior Minister, Monsieur S. Mel Garlique, has banned a host of people with names sounding like burkha. Following a giant international misunderstanding over the traditional black full-body dress...
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Funny story: Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

In a bold attempt to improve its image, Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, yesterday announced that, effective immediately, spitting has been banned from the sport. "Little old ladies throughout America have long complained about th...
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Funny story: Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

Dubai puts world-wide sex ban on British couples

The Dubai Ministry for Sex and Alcohol shocked British couples when it announced that there was now a total worldwide ban on British couples having sex. This declaration follows the trial of a male and female British couple who got a 3 month pris...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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