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Funny story: Titanic-shaped birthmark appears on Queen's arse

Titanic-shaped birthmark appears on Queen's arse

Windsor - A silhouette of the tragic liner has suddenly appeared crop circle-like on HM's posterior ahead of tomorrow's RIP centenary. Royal apothecaries studying the mole said it bears an uncanny resemblance to MS Balmoral, a 5,186 metric ton dea...
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Funny story: Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Satellite spots massive swarm of vampire bees 'heading for Balmoral'

Edinburgh - Hatched during freakish Indian Summer conditions the airborne colony was spotted by NASA amid reports of a low-flying 'swastika formation' from somewhere near the defunct Chernobyl nuclear reactor. Enhanced imagery shows the swarm quee...
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Funny story: Enola Gay UFO poised over Balmoral

Enola Gay UFO poised over Balmoral

Ballybollox Castle - (Rioters): A shape shitting (sic) 'Little Boy' flying saucer much like the 1945 Enola Gay B-29 Superfortress bomber has been seen stalking the hoaxer Queen's summer bivouac at Balimmoral. Worried courtiers reported the craft...
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Funny story: Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Ballybollox, Scotland - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The Queen is in a catatonic state after a mystery craft buzzed Balimmoral Castle's seamy Colditz Wing last night. SAS officers said a menacing swastika shaped UFO fired a series of mean-spirited las...
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Funny story: Balmoral's 'mystical' white stag a spooky omen for Puppet Monarchy

Balmoral's 'mystical' white stag a spooky omen for Puppet Monarchy

Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Premonition Mess): The sudden appearance of a 'mystical' and ghostlike white stag in the craggy grounds abutting Balmoral Castle has sent shivers of trepidation among locals who fear it portends imminent doom for...
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Funny story: Queen Leaves For Dubai

Queen Leaves For Dubai

HRH Queen Elizabeth II is preparing to leave for Dubai following the purchase of the entire Royal Family by the Gulf state.
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Funny story: McWolf at the door

McWolf at the door

Wolves have been reintroduced to the Scottish Highlands for the first time in over 150 years. The plan is intended to combat the unprecedented growth in the deer population, which has soared to over 300,000 in recent years. For centu...
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Funny story: Brawl blights Royal honeymoon

Brawl blights Royal honeymoon

An astonishing bar-room brawl has blighted the Balmoral honeymoon of Prince Charles and his new bride.
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