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Funny story: NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News Sending Brian Williams to "Man Up" Boot Camp to Get Balls

NBC News said Tuesday it is insisting that Brian Williams attend the 'Man Up' Boot Camp and in addition has been suspended its chief anchor and managing editor immediately for six months without pay, forgoing the option of firing the embattled news...
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Funny story: World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

World Watches In Amazement as US Giggles for Two Weeks Over 'Balls'

New York-A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of stupefied nations led by Secretary-General Ban ki-Moon, called upon the United States today to "grow up, for God's sake, and stop with the stupid double entendres about deflated footballs."...
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Funny story: Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Birmingham, England- Street performer Chase Michaels was arrested by the bill earlier today for squeezing his own bollocks to hit the high not of the lyric, "chanda lier lier." Locals were not impressed by the show with local mother Linda Harris...
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Funny story: "Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

"Sexist" transgender model disses genetic girls

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW -- Carmen Cajones, a transgender model and former contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, has been rebuked by the lesbian gay bisexual transgender (LGBT) community for her"sexist" and "misogynistic" remarks about women. "They...
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Funny story: Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

Caged Naked Fights The Latest Thing!

You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...
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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Miley Cyrus Injures Pelvis On Wrecking Ball!

Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways. That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too f...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

Dear Diary, When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning." I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should. But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling. You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done. At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually. In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson: More Controversy

"Last time I told those people the truth about the Druids and their trees but I wanted to warn them about a few other thangs! Robertson as usual started slow and then got all wound up and somewhat louder as he recorded his message. He then shut...
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Funny story: Vehicle accessories

Vehicle accessories

For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...
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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann to Obama: Grow some balls...and a moustache!

Michele Bachmann to Obama: Grow some balls...and a moustache!

ROSEVILLE MN (ABSNN) - Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann challenged President Obama's "Genius" foreign policy and said the President should "grow some balls and kick some A-rab ass," Saturday during a speech in this suburb of St. Paul, MN.
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Funny story: I'm Having a Damn Ball

I'm Having a Damn Ball

Since when did all commentary on basketball, incorporate the word, "Basketball?" I watched way too much of the NBA Playoffs. The only thing more infuriating that seeing LeBron James win a championship, was listening to the announcers' jargon. All you have to do is listen to ABC commentator and apparent calculus genius Mike Breen say with puzzling enthusiasm for 579 consecutive games, "Let's...
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Funny story: Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

Ex-Redskin Player Says He Was Offered $25,000 To Disable Peyton Manning, Tony Romo!

A former football middle linebacker told the press today that he and other players on the team were offered cash bonuses to knock key players on the other teams out of the game and out for the season if possible. Although he would only talk to two...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp Promises Fans 'Raand' Balls If He Becomes England's Manager!

Harry Redknapp promised fans yesterday that if he becomes the next England manager he will be inspecting the balls to be used for England's matches personally to ensure they are the same round shape as was used when England won the World Cup in 1966.
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Funny story: Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Aspartame Boy hospitalized - no one cares

Phoenix, AZ - After a skirmish outside U.N. headquarters, Aspartame Boy, our reporter on the science beat, was grossly injured after being brushed off by a Ms. Knotshohot, who claims she was being followed and bothered by Aspartame Boy. Police wer...
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Funny story: Steve Davis not Ginger

Steve Davis not Ginger

Snooker legend Steve Davis has sensationally revealed he dyes his hair ginger. The popular potter who won a lot of matches way back said 'I needed an angle. Ray Reardon looked like Dracula, Dennis Taylor had his comedy glasses and Alex Higgins wa...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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