Davis, CA - Sunshine Shammore has landed safely in a California field in what could have otherwise been a disastrous result of yet another parent using their child as a means to end the family's financial worries.
Duncan Shammore and his wife, She...
What is it about opportunistic dads (and moms) who see their kids not so much as a mouth to feed but as a meal ticket out of poverty?
First there was Falcon Heene, the 6-year old boy whom his father, Richard Heene wanted everyone to believe was trapped in a mylar space ship floating perilously above the earth last October sometimes reaching heights of 7,000 feet. When the balloon touched ground...
An American has just completed a crossing of the English Channel holding onto helium-filled balloons and popping them one by one upon reaching the French side to lower himself into a cushion of cabbages.
The crazy American who did this was thought...
Or at least that what his memoirs will say, after Richard Heene serves his 90 days for perpetrating an expensive hoax on state and local authorities for the benefit of press coverage and almost endless self promotion.
Sinking to depths most hard w...
The pilot of the flight that flew past its destination Wednesday claimed in preliminary hearings that he and his co-pilot were headed for Larimer County, Colorado, "in search of 'balloon boy'."
The pilot testified Saturday during the first phase o...
DENVER, CO - The pilot of the now infamous flight to nowhere claims he was not drinking in the cockpit, this time. He claims, according to my source, the stewardess he slept with last night, that he in fact saw balloon boy at 36,000 feet. He is afr...
VATICAN - Larry King told me the truth about 'balloon boy'. These accounts might not air next week.
The Pope sired 'balloon boy' for the express purpose of raising money for wayward nuns, according to Larry's source, Mother Titsworth, mother of...
ORLANDO, FL - Former NBA coach and current Miami Heat president Pat Riley has trademarked the phrase, "Balloon Boy."
Riley, who is famous for having trademarked other phrases, such as "Three-peat," "Oh, no you di-int!," "Up yours!" and "Get off...
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