Time may heal all wounds, but it doesn't necessarily pave the way for every new business owner's lifetime dream-Grand Opening.
Fred Bloons learned this lesson the hard way when the Manchester Township zoning committee in New Jersey refused to gran...
More French news for you all. Following the expected cancellation of "Napoleon's Castle", Sarkozy has refined his policy concerning the immigration of Romanian Gypsy folk.
"We've been giving out free tickets on hot air balloons for the past two da...
Media outlets across England, including newspapers and television stations have picked up on a story that a man successfully crossed the English Channel by floating above it with an over-sized bunch of balloons. However, right after the initial landi...
A man who sparked widespread panic and caused the US government to increase its alert code from green to red after falsely claiming his son was piloting a helium balloon, has been given an extraordinary sentence.
Judge Stephen Schapanski told Ric...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - It was a black Thursday when the Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade had to be rerouted down Broadway after a catastrophic balloon failure in Times Square wreaked havoc on the festivities.
Parade newcomer "Jacob Black," an 8...
Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp.
Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a...
HOLLYWOOD - Chula Vista Pictures has just signed the three Heehaw brothers, also known as, The Colorado Balloon Boys to star in a full length motion picture entitled, The Three Stooges - The Early Years.
The film's director Winslow Windowfelt said...
DENVER - Hip-hop rapper Kanye West has just revealed to the music media that he has signed the three Heehaw boys, also known as The Colorado Balloon Boys to a $2 million rap music recording contract.
West said that he recently saw a U Tube video t...
ORLANDO, FL - Former NBA coach and current Miami Heat president Pat Riley has trademarked the phrase, "Balloon Boy."
Riley, who is famous for having trademarked other phrases, such as "Three-peat," "Oh, no you di-int!," "Up yours!" and "Get off...
NEW YORK, NY - In a master-stroke of predatory marketing, Broadway's Nederlander Organization today announced that Colorado's Balloon Boy, Falcon Heene, and Donald, the Bubble Boy from "Seinfeld," will join forces and star in a new musical, "Le Camp...
COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Pike's Peaker is reporting that the Colorado State Department of Tourism is formulating plans to move the Balloon family aka, the Richie Heehaw family up to Wyoming.
Covington Drinkwater director of the CSDT stated...
FORT COLLINS, Colorado - The Richie Heehaw family, aka The Balloon family has just placed what is probably the most famous hot air balloon in history on eBay.
"Balloon Papa" told a reporter for The Fort Collins Morning Mountaineer that he and his...
Houston, Texas. In scenes unprecedented in world history, former President of the United States,George W Bush, has been detained by Houston Police on grounds of creating public mischief after he claimed that his pet dog, Saddam, was trapped in a ball...
Colorado Cops have uncovered evidence that points responsibility for the 'Balloon Boy' hoax in the direction of 'resting' Spoof maestro Bureau.
"This was the work of an underworld mastermind", said Sheriff Jim Alberton today. "At first we believ...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise.
Thousands of people saw t...
FORT COLLINS, Colorado - Fort Collins Sheriff Jimbo "Bison Rider" Alfrasetti has just informed the media that the members of the Heehaw family, also known as the 'Balloon family' have all been arrested.
Sheriff Alfrasetti said that the so-called B...
The parents of a President believed to have allowed a helium balloon to strike the Twin Towers in New York City will face international charges.
The Secretary of the International Court of Human Justice in The Hague, Jimbob Alderman, was speaking...
Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...