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Funny story:  NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness

NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness

Today show host Matt Lauer was consoled by co-workers after he unexpectedly became emotional during an television interview about male pattern baldness, an unidentified production assistant said today. Lauer was interviewing NBC chief medical ed...
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Funny story:  Strauss Quits Cricket for Hair Studio Job

Strauss Quits Cricket for Hair Studio Job

England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists. At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...
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Funny story:  Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he...
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Funny story:  Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Its thought a cure for baldness has finally been found and it was found by accident! Zen Mohawk is a rice picker working in the paddy fields in China and one day after a fight with his wife she poured cooked rice on his head. It's thought the man...
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Funny story:  Scientists discover a thumping good cure for baldness

Scientists discover a thumping good cure for baldness

Researchers at the Institute of Trichology, Hairfields Hospital, have finally revealed that the real function of hair on the human head is to protect the skull. Following this massive breakthrough, experts in baldness prevention are now recommending...
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Funny story:  Cure for baldness

Cure for baldness

After thousands of years of quackery fruitloopery cures for baldness, scientists in Durham have finally cracked the causes, and found a cure for baldness that actually works. Historically cures have involved lotions rubbed on the head, from the sl...
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Funny story:  Hare Club for Men Launches IPO at Wall Street Opening Bell

Hare Club for Men Launches IPO at Wall Street Opening Bell

Starting out as modest but private trapping grounds and regional furrier business in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, the Hare Club for Men will announce their initial public offering this morning at the Wall Street opening bell. Now famous for creating rea...
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Funny story:  Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

SACRAMENTO, California -- California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman is nearly ahead of Jerry Brown by a hair, according to a recent survey. In fact, her forehead has been gaining ground on that of her largely bald Democratic opponent...
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Funny story:  Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

'Herr Hair' is a new calculator launched by a German company to predict the amounts of hair loss and more importantly, when and what rate. Programme users are asked to state their age, marital status, occupation, if there is any history of hair lo...
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