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"War on Rugs" is Lost says Lord Hague

Funny story: "War on Rugs" is Lost says Lord Hague

Former Conservative leader Lord Hague has called for a "decisive change" in society's attitude to the use of rugs - suggesting that the Tories should consider destigmatising recreational rug use. He claimed that the sight of mainly middle aged men us...

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Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Funny story: Nigerian traffic cops corps searching for bald female recruits!

Long-haired Nigerian females need not apply for jobs in the Traffic Cops Corps, but it seems that the organisation is having desperate problems finding bald female recruits! After a public display of cutting off female dreadlocks, a senior male of...

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Wayne Rooney's final wig attempt televised live on Facebook!

Funny story: Wayne Rooney's final wig attempt televised live on Facebook!

Facebook have decided to show a unique insight into the bald life of superstar footballer, Wayne Rooney, tonight! They will be live-streaming his road to baldness live and there will even be close-ups of several attempts to reconstruct his thinning,...

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Trails and tribulations of transitioning - Hair

Funny story: Trails and tribulations of transitioning - Hair

Hair: It's a perennial problem for Trans women. Since opting for this particular life path, I've had a love hate relationship with hair. What I have and what I want are so diametrically opposite, you'd think there was some cosmic joke doing it deliberately. As they say in show-biz, I'll start at the top: Head hair. Some people, some lucky, lucky people, have more head hair than they can...

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Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

Funny story: Mice Furious about Forced Participation in Hair Growth Study

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile. The first sentence...

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NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness

Today show host Matt Lauer was consoled by co-workers after he unexpectedly became emotional during an television interview about male pattern baldness, an unidentified production assistant said today. Lauer was interviewing NBC chief medical ed...

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Strauss Quits Cricket for Hair Studio Job

England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists. At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...

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Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he...

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Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Funny story: Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Its thought a cure for baldness has finally been found and it was found by accident! Zen Mohawk is a rice picker working in the paddy fields in China and one day after a fight with his wife she poured cooked rice on his head. It's thought the man...

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Scientists discover a thumping good cure for baldness

Researchers at the Institute of Trichology, Hairfields Hospital, have finally revealed that the real function of hair on the human head is to protect the skull. Following this massive breakthrough, experts in baldness prevention are now recommending...

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Cure for baldness

Funny story: Cure for baldness

After thousands of years of quackery fruitloopery cures for baldness, scientists in Durham have finally cracked the causes, and found a cure for baldness that actually works. Historically cures have involved lotions rubbed on the head, from the sl...

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Hare Club for Men Launches IPO at Wall Street Opening Bell

Funny story: Hare Club for Men Launches IPO at Wall Street Opening Bell

Starting out as modest but private trapping grounds and regional furrier business in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, the Hare Club for Men will announce their initial public offering this morning at the Wall Street opening bell. Now famous for creating rea...

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Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

Funny story: Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

SACRAMENTO, California -- California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman is nearly ahead of Jerry Brown by a hair, according to a recent survey. In fact, her forehead has been gaining ground on that of her largely bald Democratic opponent...

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Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

Funny story: Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

'Herr Hair' is a new calculator launched by a German company to predict the amounts of hair loss and more importantly, when and what rate. Programme users are asked to state their age, marital status, occupation, if there is any history of hair lo...

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