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Funny story: Justin Bieber Going Bald?

Justin Bieber Going Bald?

A Google Street View has been blown up and it confirms a recent rumor being passed around that no fan wanted to be true. Justin Bieber is going bald. The video shows Bieber with an unknown lady walking by and wearing a cap when a puff of wind blew...
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Funny story: NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness

NBC's Matt Lauer Breaks Into Tears During Interview About Male Pattern Baldness

Today show host Matt Lauer was consoled by co-workers after he unexpectedly became emotional during an television interview about male pattern baldness, an unidentified production assistant said today. Lauer was interviewing NBC chief medical ed...
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Funny story: Kate goes topless for charity!

Kate goes topless for charity!

The duchess of Cambridge (very intellectual) decided to something for charity during her holiday in France and went topless in front of the cameras and she told the ecstatic paparazzi, "chaps, all of the money earnt from flogging my photos should go...
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Funny story: "Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Rhianna Has Shaved Her Head And Dyed Her Scalp Green!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

Shocking news just in from Las Vegas - as it's revealed that Rihanna has shaved all the hair off her head and dyed her scalp green, partially in honour of the Irish football team at the European Championships, and partly because she wants to repeat t...
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Funny story: Kate is virtually bald says celeb hairdresser

Kate is virtually bald says celeb hairdresser

London - "Underneath she's bald as a Coutts bank manager, hehe," Kensington crimper to the stars Ray 'Mr Queasy-Squeezy' Bessone Jr said this weekend. Apparently Kate's had weeks of Wayne Rooney-style surgery that transplanted a pesky mustache ont...
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Funny story: Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Miami Florida bald headed guy, Joe Alopecia, who has been completely bald for the last 25 years, called in sick on Monday due to a really bad head day. Apparently Mr. Alopecia woke up Monday morning to find that his entire head had become misshap...
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Funny story: Bald man wins award for largest slaphead

Bald man wins award for largest slaphead

The Irish dark beer record measuring company have declared a bald man who cannot be named for legal reasons as having the "largest slaphead in the world". An official measured the distance from his eyebrows to his hairline at 23cm (9 inches), beating...
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Funny story: Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

Angry Customer Sues Barber after Haircut Goes Wrong

An extremely annoyed customer has sued his barber after his head was completely shaved. Bob Russell, of Portsmouth NH says he did not ask for his head to be shaved. The barber could also face criminal charges of assault. Russell, 65, explained...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney "Critical" After Botched Hair Transplant

Wayne Rooney "Critical" After Botched Hair Transplant

Manchester United and England footballer, Wayne Rooney, was said to be "critical" today by close associates, following what is thought to have been a botched Harley Street hair transplant. Rooney, who emerged from the Harley Street premises yester...
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Funny story: Bald Headed Man Grows Big Beard

Bald Headed Man Grows Big Beard

Bald headed man, Terry Brynner has taken five months to grow a really big bushy beard. Brynner told friends that there is a method in his apparent madness, because he read somewhere on the internet that a surgeon in Sao Paulo, Brazil, has perfected a...
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Funny story: Masturbating not the cause of male baldness!

Masturbating not the cause of male baldness!

Tiny boys, teenagers and other males (most of them actually) masturbating are not the cause of males going bald. Scientists have been researching into the age-old problem of males going bald and now they have achieved an astonishing result in proving...
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Funny story: Airport Body Scanners Melt Fat, Cure Baldness

Airport Body Scanners Melt Fat, Cure Baldness

Washington, DC-- The new airport body scanners are doing a lot more than people expected. Homeland's Janet Napolitano doesn't want anyone to fear the new technology. She had exciting news that the body scanners have amazing health benefits, and she...
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Funny story: Foreign Secretary William Hague Combats Slapheads!

Foreign Secretary William Hague Combats Slapheads!

In a recent statement today William Hague declared a mass import of hair growth products. "I think there are lots of people who will say that what I said today will help them, preferably me,", announced Mr Hague an Sunday afternoon. Mr Hague is a s...
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Funny story: Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

Science Breakthrough: No More Baldness!

A spokesman for Aramore Laboratories in Little Rock, Arkansas, say they can now take a totally bald client and leave him with a full head of hair in only a few hours. "Of course, they need to stay at the 'step-Down' for a couple of days to make su...
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Funny story: Fed up with bald jokes Prince William said to be considering shaving Royal pate

Fed up with bald jokes Prince William said to be considering shaving Royal pate

LONDON-ISTAN: Uneasy lies the balding head on which will rest the crown [of jewels stolen from India]- someday. Pictures released on Thursday by a well-known royal rag show the 27-year old prematurely balding-blond Prince William with a thick hea...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Ross Kemp Favourite For Lead Role In New 'Kojak' Movie

Casting has started in Hollywood for the new 'Kojak' movie, hotly tipped to be the blockbuster movie of summer 2010. Kojak, originally starred baldy actor Telly Savalas as a lollipop sucking NYPD detective whose catchphrase was: "Who loves ya baby...
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Funny story: Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

Baldness calculator has millions of hits in a day.

'Herr Hair' is a new calculator launched by a German company to predict the amounts of hair loss and more importantly, when and what rate. Programme users are asked to state their age, marital status, occupation, if there is any history of hair lo...
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Funny story: Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Bald Headed Man Attacked By Cat

Memphis Tn - Completely bald Cletus Presley was today recovering in hospital in Memphis after being savagely attacked by his own pet cat. The cat, named Duke, after the late actor John Wayne was described by neighbors as being an ornery critter.
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