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Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs

Funny story: Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs

VALDOSTA, GA - Early this morning, local bachelor Logan Green made a startling discovery as he slurped the last drops of milk from his morning bowl of Froot Loops. "I think I like this milk more than I like the Coco Puffs milk," he said, before takin...

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Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

Funny story: Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

While another Hollywood royalty marriage may be headed for a crash landing, Brad Pitt doesn't seem to be taking it too hard. What is being described as the best party of 2010 so far, took place in the Pitt's new bachelor pad, located in West Hollywo...

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Ex-Bachelor Andrew Firestone Is Now a New Daddy

Funny story: Ex-Bachelor Andrew Firestone Is Now a New Daddy

From Bachelor to big daddy, Andrew Firestone was handing out cigars yesterday and had a lot of white teeth showing. Andrew Firestone and wife, Ivana, welcomed their first child early Saturday morning, reports a U.S. Magazine. The former reality...

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The "Bachelor" Proves He's One Messed Up Dude!

Funny story: The "Bachelor" Proves He's One Messed Up Dude!

THE LAND OF OZ, California - The "Bachelor," Jason Mesnick had to choose between Melissa Rycroft and Molly Malaney. But before that the "Bachelorette's" DeAnna Pappas who had rejected Mesnick on the "Bachelorette" show last year appears at his door. He answers the door and asks her what the hell she is doing at his house. She tells him that the show's producers paid her a lot of money to ba...

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New Bachelor Style Reality Series to Star Daniel Radcliffe

Funny story: New Bachelor Style Reality Series to Star Daniel Radcliffe

A new reality series produced jointly by the BBC and CBS will feature Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe in a Bachelor style format. Radcliffe will begin the series, to be titled "Me and My Stalkers" from a secluded castle on the coast of France.

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The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

Funny story: The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

Senior Editor Martin Chase returned this morning to the D.C. Bureau bullpen to regale us with tales of his Bachelor Party weekend in New Orleans. The outstanding pictures, which, a quick-witted journalist like myself noticed immediately, show absolutely no nightlife or scantily clad women. A wary feeling of disappointment began bubbling within me.

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Bachelor Bust Up: Jesse and Jessica Call It Quits

Funny story: Bachelor Bust Up: Jesse and Jessica Call It Quits

"It was like the shot heard 'round the world. Everyone in my generation will remember where they were when they heard that Jesse and Jessica broke up. It's so sad. Worse than when Andrew and Jen split up and then she took up with that Bi...

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