Hundreds of Follywood stars who collect children like Mike Vick used to collect pet dogs, breathed a sigh of relief today as Suri Holmes-Cruise dropped her divorce suit seeking separate maintenance and 'her own life' that could have set a dangerous...
Hollywood - (Ass Press): A California Southern Baptist pastor has caused a furore by suggesting that not only is poor sperm quality the root of homosexuality but that Suri, the infant daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, may be gay herself.
Hollywood, Ca. (Ass Mess): Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to audition for the title role of the new Quentin Tarantino film Anna Nicole the Movie.
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