In recent news, Donald Trump has denied allegations that he escaped from the Bronx Zoo in the early 1980s. This comes despite multiple sources of proof and science based evidence that have been stacked against the famed businessman turned presidenti...
King Louis van Gaal, manager of a once great football club called Manchester United, has been offered the lead role in a remake of Disney's fabulous classic, Jungle Book!
He will sit on his throne, suck and spit out bananas, slip up on their skins...
London - A flagshit - ok, flagship - organ of the British Establishment is publishing pictures of a new royal baby believed to be a Prince Andrew-Baboon hybrid.
The London Sunday Smearer says three year-old olive baboon (Papio anubis) Samantha Ban...
Re-elected mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has been sued by Borneo Orang-Utans (well their representatives) because he claimed in a photo shoot that he looked like them.
Orang-Utans are one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet and have mo...
Macho foodie critic A A Gill is to open his own restaurant in the monkey enclosure at London Zoo.
Called The Funky Gibbon it will offer diners a new opportunity - to shoot their own dinner.
Guests, who will be CRB checked, and must own a firearm...
Memphis, Tennessee has announced the intention to build a 200 foot tall transparent baboon statue, already being called "The Liberty of the South".
The statue will be built on hills outside Memphis, and illuminated at night.
Final plans have...
Today in Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, its major bus company Lothian Buses announced that they were replacing their drivers with baboons.
A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
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