Big wide buses in Gateshead are being cut down in size to make way for cyclists.
Massive Megabuses, popular with many obese bus passengers, have been knocking too many cyclists off their bikes. So Gateshead council have recommended that all these...
Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test.
Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished...
An exhumation of Donald Nation, the late husband of turn of the century Prohibition pioneer Carrie Nation, has revealed that he died due to blood loss from a severed penis. Carrie Nation is best remembered for taking a hatchet into bars and saloons...
called to an axe-man
a-standing in the street.
Without a sound,
the man turned around,
and chopped-off both of his feet!
Said Jeremy Paxman
to the axe-man
"for that I cannot stand!"
For no reason why,
no hint of a lie,
He then chopped-off his hand!
By then Mr Paxman
was close to the axe-man
slouched agai'n his door.
Before he fled,
he chopped off his head,
DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet."
"I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...
John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand.
In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...
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