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Local buses face axe

Big wide buses in Gateshead are being cut down in size to make way for cyclists. Massive Megabuses, popular with many obese bus passengers, have been knocking too many cyclists off their bikes. So Gateshead council have recommended that all these...

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Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Funny story: Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test. Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished...

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Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

Funny story: Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

An exhumation of Donald Nation, the late husband of turn of the century Prohibition pioneer Carrie Nation, has revealed that he died due to blood loss from a severed penis. Carrie Nation is best remembered for taking a hatchet into bars and saloons...

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The Jemermy Paxman Poem

Funny story: The Jemermy Paxman Poem

Jeremy Paxman called to an axe-man a-standing in the street. Without a sound, the man turned around, and chopped-off both of his feet! Said Jeremy Paxman to the axe-man "for that I cannot stand!" For no reason why, no hint of a lie, He then chopped-off his hand! By then Mr Paxman was close to the axe-man slouched agai'n his door. Before he fled, he chopped off his head, and it...

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Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

Funny story: Man with World's Largest Penis and Woman with World's Largest Vagina Axed to "Keep Kids Quiet"

DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet." "I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...

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McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

Funny story: McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand. In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...

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