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Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Funny story: Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

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A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

Funny story: A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

DENVER - Word from the world of sports is that there is a movement in Colorado to change the name of the National Hockey League Colorado Avalanche to the Colorado Pot Pucks. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, the movement was...

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Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

Funny story: Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask! The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused becaus...

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Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Funny story: Dutch Prince hit by an avalanche, luckily he was in flat Holland at the time!

Dutch Prince Friso (pronounced Freezo) has been hit by an avalanche, but luckily he was in Holland at the time and it is a well known fact that Holland is as flat as a pancake, therefore it was not fatal. The Prince, who should have been skiing wi...

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Word Collector Swamped Under an Avalanche of Collective Nouns

A team of rescuers had a succession of surprises during a series of exercises in a range of mountains in North Wales last weekend. Behind a heap of stones they found a heavily loquacious man half-buried under a massive pile of pages. The man had b...

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