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'Alien Autopsy' director testifies at radioactive KGB spook's inquest

Funny story: 'Alien Autopsy' director testifies at radioactive KGB spook's inquest

London - The man behind the 1995 footage of an Area 51 alien postmortem is to take the stand at the inquest of ex-KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko in London this week. Ray Santilli has been asked by the Coroner to play the original recording of his 'A...

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Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

Funny story: Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

With all the confusion about the death of Michael Jackson, you would have thought this would come out, but everyone was afraid of publicity or got some cash under the table at the morgue. My name is Roger Mckindle and I was new to my job but was there when the coroner did the work on Michael Jackson. I don't want to bother with the details because they are grisly but not after seeing a lot o...

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Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli to conduct Mrs Thatcher postmortem

London - The veteran alien pathologist has only just completed Russian mobster Boris Berezovsky's autopsy and will lead a NCIS-style morgue team probing the dead despot's remains according to Our-Man-At-The-Cold-Marble-Slab in Barking, Isle of Dogs.

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GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.

Washington DC- Attorney General Eric Holder announced an investigation into the possible murder of the Republican party.The AG's office confirmed that RNC chairman Reince Priebus is being held as a "person of interest", and warrants have been issued...

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Coroner sacked over 'tasteless' lesbian remarks

Funny story: Coroner sacked over 'tasteless' lesbian remarks

Riga - A medical examiner who claimed that a leading cause of death amongst lesbians 'is hair balls' has been struck off from his country's register of approved coroners. Dr Zigfrids Leedskalnin said today he stands by his theory after performing...

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Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos Worth $5 Million Held By Police

Funny story: Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos Worth $5 Million Held By Police

Hitting all the Hollywood news sites today was a report that there were many photographs taken of the autopsy of Michael Jackson that the Los Angeles Police Department are holding unto and that tabloids are bidding up the price for them to be release...

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Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

The final coroner's report in the death of Michael Jackson was released Saturday and reveals several new details about the King of Pop's death. The autopsy revealed that Jackson had tattooed eyebrows and that he was nearly bald, having a long wig...

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Leaked Autopsy Findings Suggest Jackson Had Worms

Funny story: Leaked Autopsy Findings Suggest Jackson Had Worms

This British based team of reporters rushed to LA in an attempt to leap aboard the Michael Jackson is dead story, bandwagon, controversy, and all the rest of it. At the LA County Coroner's Office, or, more accurately, outside it because they would...

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Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Funny story: Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Billy Mays, the 50 year old pitchman for such products as OrangeGlo and Oxyclean, was found dead in his Florida home this morning. Mays is the fifth celebrity to die in the past two weeks, joining David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Mic...

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Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

Funny story: Unbelieving Michael Jackson Family Requests Third Autopsy

The relatives of Michael Jackson, who refused to believe the results of the first and second autopsys have requested that a third one be performed. This one will be done at a different hospital by a different team of Medical Examiners. The family h...

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Michael Jackson Autopsy Results Leaked to Press

The preliminary results of the Michael Jackson autopsy were leaked to the press this afternoon in Southern California. The autopsy confirms that the King of Pop suffered a massive coronary and died due to loss of heart function. The autopsy also...

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Ray Santilli to perform Joerg Haider autopsy

Funny story: Ray Santilli to perform Joerg Haider autopsy

Carinthia - (DUI? Mess): Renowned post mortem specialist Ray Santilli has rushed to Vienna to conduct an autopsy on former Austrian far-right wingnut and Tony Blair lookalike Joerg Haidar who died in a car accident this weekend. Colleagues of Haid...

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First ever live TV autopsy performed on Big Brother

Funny story: First ever live TV autopsy performed on Big Brother

Television history was made last night when the first ever live autopsy was performed on a Big Brother contestant. In an effort to ease flagging ratings for the show, housemate Wally Schmuck, 27, from Gravesend, volunteered for the live autopsy, p...

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New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

Funny story: New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

A new statue of Paris Hilton has been unveiled at a New York museum. In the statue, a naked Paris Hilton is laid out on a table with her inards exposed. The golden statue wears a tiara and her dog is on top of her, also in a tiara. The organs are...

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Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...

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