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Jack Meoff dead at 69: Conservative MP's death a "Toss Off-Toss Up" says ME

Funny story: Jack Meoff dead at 69: Conservative MP's death a "Toss Off-Toss Up" says ME

Conservative MP Jack Meoff was found dead in his London flat Sunday, the apparent victim of a "Toss Off," said the Queen's Medical Examiner, Sir Ron Paul VI. "Whether or not Jack Meoff died as a result of excessive masturbation is, at this time, unk...

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After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

Bangkok, Thailand - Refusing to comment on whether their latest warning to men not to Twitter while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation masturbation was the cause of death of David Carradine, Bangkok police reiterated their warning instead. "Men.

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1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

Funny story: 1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

Bangkok, Thailand - Bangkok police have just confirmed that they recovered a digital camera containing footage of the last moments of David Carradine's life days after his death. The camera was discovered and turned into police by a hotel maid who fo...

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After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

Bangkok, Thailand - No matter how alluring this singles ad: "SAF Looking to Choke and Chuff your Chubby in a Bangkok Hotel Closet. Discretion Optional", Bangkok police are strongly advising men not to answer it. At least that is the warning they are...

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David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Funny story: David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Bangkok, Thailand - Sources reveal that David Carradine's alleged death by auto-erotic asphyxiation was actually an audition for a new celebrity reality t.v. show to be sponsored by a leading sexual performance drug manufacturer. The series, tenta...

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