Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine.
The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices.
Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
DETROIT, Michigan -- Scientists have discovered what appears to be the first known black hole resting near the automotive center of the Milky Way Galaxy. It apparently resides in a region known as the Big Three Halo, a vast sphere of sparsely populat...
September 12, 4009 - Cuba today has announced they will be embarking on a plan to build the first auto manufacturing plant in its history.
Cuba says their car manufacturing plant will rival that of Japans and they plan on making cars that are tech...
ATLANTA, GA - With Gasosaurus Motorex (GM) struggling to maintain economic viability and pondering its End Game, GM's Pontiac division now faces The Longest Yard, and it's Uphill All the Way.
Many insiders believe Pontiac's unfocused, Semi-Tough l...
NORTH POLE - Saint Nicholas is going Green this holiday season. In a bid to do his part to stave off a global warming epidemic threatening to melt the North Pole, the right jolly old elf has purchased a new hybrid model sleigh just in time for Chris...
(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...
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