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Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Funny story: Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Fa...

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Tennessee woman who hated her name to change it to Sextra Babe

Funny story: Tennessee woman who hated her name to change it to Sextra Babe

After reading a story about a woman in Ohio changing her name to Sexy, Maude Fuller of Kingsport, Tennessee has legally changed her name to Sextra Babe. An attorney she hired says that there is nothing wrong in changing your name. "Most women do i...

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Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...

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Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...

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Gisele Bundchen To Sue Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen To Sue Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen, who is better known as New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's highly vociferous wife, was in the Big Apple shopping for underwear. She was asked about the report that she is considering suing the producers of...

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Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

Funny story: Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, is reportedly quite upset with Christina Aguilera of The Voice. Polizzi, who just three months ago gave birth to a baby boy who she named Lorenzo Dominion Fettuccine LaValle, talked with Faji...

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John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

Funny story: John Travolta Insists That He Is Not Gay As Three More Individuals Allege That They Were Groped By The Actor

VENICE BEACH - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred, cousin of famed attorney Gloria Allred, has just stated that three more men have stepped forward and are alleging that actor-pilot John Travolta groped them. Ginger Allred, spoke with Fajita...

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Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

Funny story: Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao's Anti-Gay Marriage Remarks Result In His Getting Banned From Disneyland

LOS ANGELES - Manny "Pac-Man" Pacquiao, who has held boxing titles in eight different boxing weight divisions has just stuck his gloved hand in his mouth. Pacquiao, a 33-year-old Filipino, in an interview with Tango Brisket of Sports Territory Mag...

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Russell Brand Is Extremely Embarrassed About iPhoneGate

Funny story: Russell Brand Is Extremely Embarrassed About iPhoneGate

NEW ORLEANS - Russell Brand, the soon-to-be-ex-hubby of Katy Perry, seems to manage to find a way to stay on the front page. Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune reports that the 36-year-old Englishman was arrested and charged with to...

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Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

Funny story: Sandra Fluke's Attorney States They're Getting Ready To File A $300 Million Lawsuit Against Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke has just secured the legal services of one of the country's top attorneys, Ginger Allred, cousin of the widely known Gloria Allred. Miss Fluke stated that Miss Allred agreed to take her case on...

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A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...

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Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Funny story: Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...

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Philadelphia Lawyer Justin Bieber Petitions Court To Change Name. "I'm Going to Go With Max Power."

Funny story: Philadelphia Lawyer Justin Bieber Petitions Court To Change Name. "I'm Going to Go With Max Power."

For Philadelphia ambulance chaser Justin Bieber, Esq., having the same name as the hottest young lady to hit the pop music scene since Taylor Hanson is not the parade of late-night parties and fellatio from hangers-on that one would expect. "The n...

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The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

Funny story: The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

Many people ....(what am I saying!)...Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats...

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The Besieged Politician Blame Deflecting Press Release Creator (paid advertisement)

Are you a politician who's gotten into just a little bit of trouble? Are you frustrated because you and your attorney can't get on the same page because you got on the wrong page? Tired of having to think up an excuse at the last second? Well, worry no more, because The Besieged Politician Blame Deflecting Press Release Creator is here.

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"Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

Funny story: "Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.

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New Republican Strategy: Get 'Em While They're Woozy

Funny story: New Republican Strategy: Get 'Em While They're Woozy

"I'm the president's attorney. Let us in to see Attorney General Ashcroft."...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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