It's gonna be a crap day!
I don't know about you, but I can tell, from the get-go, what kind of day it's going to be as soon as I wake up.
If I wake up hearing the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to get up and rip their tiny asshole hearts out, it's going to be a shitty day.
If I wake up and hear the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to go out and fee...
A hero neighbor in Atlanta Georgia went above and beyond normal neighborly behavior when he recorded his neighbor's home being burgled and posted the footage on YouTube. Many are calling him a hero; however the homeowner isn't so sure.
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