Fans of utter bollocks are today enraptured by the news that people posing as scientists are claiming that the universe is 80 million years older today than stated yesterday.
According to George Esfthathiou, "There's less stuff that we don't under...
Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old.
On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians".
Following extremists burning down a sacr...
LITTLE ROCK - In a historic move, the Arkansas state legislature has voted 34-1 to outlaw atheism within the state.
Senator Stubblefield P. Bootneck, 49, of Monticello stated to Political Salad Bar Magazine that the issue was voted on to show the...
Modern science has today been exposed as a momentous pile of steaming shite.
According to Sanjoy Som from Nasa's Ames Research Center, raindrops which caused indentations and then waited thousands of years to fossilized, allow an insight into clim...
UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all.
Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98...
According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!!
Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...
The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists!
The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'.
It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...
Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology.
For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour.
Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...
The fantasy world of evolution is celebrating following the surprise find of 100 Caravaggio sketches found in a castle in Milan. It is estimated that the haul is worth in the region of £560 million pounds.
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crac...
Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story.
Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot, heir of the slave trade and childrens author Richard Dawkins has lashed out at fellow deluded high priest of evolution EO Wilson.
Dawkins, 71, who claims he was once an ape, described Wilson's theory "as...
Idiots worldwide are today celebrating the latest stupid theory involving the myth of evolution.
According to Professor Michael Coates, a biologist at the University of Chicago, the human lineage can be traced back to a primitive fish named Acanth...
Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and amateur theologian Richard Dawkins has today shocked the known universe by backing plans to allow a single Holy Bible in every English school.
However fans of the bonkers professor need not fear, he o...
Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus.
Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long.
Although no-one...
Evolutionists have been found to be lying again, this time it's Polar Bears who have been left out in the cold!
Just last year, 'scientists' (ahem) produced DNA 'evidence' which they said at the time proved that brown bears magicked into polar bea...
By now regular readers of this reporters stories will detect a tedious pattern to my stories. There seems to be a remarkable trend in so called science reports which turn out to be nothing more than half baked evolution propaganda. Today's whimsical...