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Funny story: Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country. "There are many honor killings of women in...
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Funny story: Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

Cliven Bundy Sends Militiamen To Protect Donald Sterling

As everyone knows, L.A. Clippers owner Donald sterling is the object of national outrage over racist comments. He criticized his girlfriend for posting a picture of her and Magic Johnson on instagram. He also told her not to bring black people to g...
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Funny story: Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

Jesus to return as lieutenant general and sales rep for munitions factories across the globe

A good deal of attention is currently being given to retired lieutenant general William Boykin, who is also the Family Research Council's Executive Vice President. Following Mr. Boykin's public remarks that he interprets Revelation 19 to mean that...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty, Smith & Wesson, Army Team Up

Duck Dynasty, Smith & Wesson, Army Team Up

In an effort to corner the market on rednecks, girls and women, Duck Dynasty, gun makers Smith & Wesson and Mossberg have teamed up. The U.S. Military is acting in an advisory capacity to the new conglomerate. As has been reported in this sp...
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Funny story: On Eve of Newton Massacre Anniversary, NRA Advocates "No Child Without Gun"

On Eve of Newton Massacre Anniversary, NRA Advocates "No Child Without Gun"

In a press release issued today, just before the anniversary of the Newton School Massacre,The National Rifle Association has issued a statement advocating that every child in an American classroom be armed with a weapon starting with kindergarten. T...
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Funny story: Looking at NRA's LaPierre As a Child Explains His Present Day Extremism

Looking at NRA's LaPierre As a Child Explains His Present Day Extremism

A recent biography of NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre shows light on his character that reveals why he is so rabid on the topic of gun control. The President of Vice of the largest gun organization has been often in the news lately due to his extremist anti-governmental outlook and his opposition to any and all laws on firearms. The new book entitled 'LaPierre- Assault Mouth', contains the following...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Steps Up As New Spokesman For NRA

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Steps Up As New Spokesman For NRA

In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f...
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Funny story: Ban On Magazines Worrisome Says Ill Informed Dufus

Ban On Magazines Worrisome Says Ill Informed Dufus

President Obama's announcement today that some magazines will be banned from sale caused one moronic idiot to fly into a tizzy, worried that Hustler, Big Tits Weekly and Teenage Sluts would be among the publications banned. "I hope he reconsiders...
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