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Funny story: Arms Manufacturers Hope For Another Massacre To Stimulate Lame Gun Sales

Arms Manufacturers Hope For Another Massacre To Stimulate Lame Gun Sales

According to a recent Bloomberg.com article, guns sales have fallen off sharply since the days of the Sandy Hook and Batman movie massacres which is worrying arms manufacturers and salesmen. The fear of having guns banned or limited sent gun lovers,...
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Funny story: Gun Club Buys Chinese Knife Companies To Corner Mass Murder Market In Mainland China

Gun Club Buys Chinese Knife Companies To Corner Mass Murder Market In Mainland China

The National Gun Club, in a startling move, has bought up several mainland Chinese knife firms to encourage their nationals use of guns rather than knives. China has recently suffered a number of knife attacks at train stations and other public pl...
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Funny story: Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne LaPierre when they met at a press conference in New York this afternoon. After a long standing feud (minus guns but about guns) between the two for...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

Duck Dynasty Launches Redneck Brand Of Firearms

With the threat of "suspension" behind them and more free publicity than they know what to with following Phil Robertson's controversial interview with GQ magazine, the Duck Dynasty family is cashing in by launching a brand new line of firearms. C...
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Funny story: Wayne LaPierre Ousted As Representative Of NRA For Being Too 'Frenchy'.

Wayne LaPierre Ousted As Representative Of NRA For Being Too 'Frenchy'.

Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having 'too Frenchy' a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and...
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Funny story: NRA Holds America Hostage, Is Holed Up In Building Surrounded By Police

NRA Holds America Hostage, Is Holed Up In Building Surrounded By Police

Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes belong to Wayn...
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