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Funny story:  Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment. Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokespers...
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Funny story:  New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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Funny story:  Rihanna Reveals The Real Reason She Chopped Off Her Hair

Rihanna Reveals The Real Reason She Chopped Off Her Hair

SANTA BARBARA, California - Rihanna had just finished performing before a less than sell-out crowd in the recently opened Earthquake 3.9 Arena in Santa Barbara. She was sitting backstage in her dressing room when she agreed to an interview with Af...
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Funny story:  Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

Assaults in Chicago are linked to a coma patient; unheard theories of a resident

A series of assaults occurred in Chicago July 1st. 4 women have reported physical assault to their local police station. One woman named the attacker as Marko Dulce. She gave a written statement and matched the man's face with a police sketch. Up...
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Funny story:  Walgreen's Hires Sexual Predator As Security Guard

Walgreen's Hires Sexual Predator As Security Guard

I was convinced that April would be better after the first 10 days went by without incident, internet not included. And then the most ridiculous thing possible happened. Here's the letter I had to send in addition to visiting the local police precinct. Some vital info needed prior to reading: the man below is 50 years old, was a security guard on duty, and was called "one of the nicest people aliv...
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Funny story:  Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

Well Intentioned Grandma Cleans Foreheads Of Passersby With Saliva Coated Thumb

SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
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Funny story:  'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

'Pug-ugly' royal bridesmaid's uncle up on GBH charges

London - Military Police are probing a serious assault on a humble squaddie by a Booze & Royals major whose gargoyle-faced niece was a bridesmaid in April's royal wedding. Major Nicholas Van Cutsem is accused of whipping a soldier so severely...
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Funny story:  Man Attacked by Hamburger

Man Attacked by Hamburger

Atlanta - Keith Henderson, 22, of Peach Tree City was attacked earlier today by a Big Mac. Mr. Henderson was enjoying his regular meal at a local fast food joint when the sandwich he was about to eat jumped out of his hands and attacked him. Mr...
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Funny story:  Judge in Assault Trial  Loses Plot... completely.

Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...
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Funny story:  Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

A Wiltshire door frame is expected to be charged with the actual bodily harm of a woman in custody after a policeman previously imprisoned for the act, was found not guilty on appeal. Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police, was filmed ushering Pame...
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Funny story:  Vote for Rand Paul or Southern Boys Will Step on Your Head

Vote for Rand Paul or Southern Boys Will Step on Your Head

Republican nominee Rand Paul finally apologized to the protestor seen in a UTube video with a Rand supporter stepping on a woman's head and pinning her to the ground. The apology came after the video became viral and Paul was forced to make a state...
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Funny story:  British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs!  Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...
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Funny story:  Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers. There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...
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Funny story:  Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Temple, Tx: A jury of seven men and five women are listening to eyewitness testimony in the trial of impatient businessman Ron Martin, who nailed 90 year old Doris Sloth with a bag of frozen okra after she took twenty minutes writing a check to pay f...
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Funny story:  Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Miami, FL - Here's a tip. If you are going to insult someone who carries a police baton, you better be sure you have someone watching your back. A male airport security officer is accused of assaulting a fellow employee with a police baton because he...
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Funny story:  Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

A police sergeant at the G20 protests in London hit a woman who was holding an orange fizzy drink, twice with his steel baton because he thought the woman was a threat. The woman had just taken a drink of her orange fizzy drink,when she was sudde...
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Funny story:  Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Jack and Jill in Domestic Dispute: Jack Hospitalized

Mother Goose Land (AP) - The community was shocked today when a tragic accident befell well-known local couple Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill, sources say went up the hill. Their evident purpose: to fetch a pail of water. Witnesses say they did thi...
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Funny story:  Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Marlon King's Agent Hints At Man United Deal

Disgraced former Wigan striker, Marlon King's agent has hinted that upon his client's release from a custodial sentence, a well known coach is eager to gain his signature. Marlon King was jailed last month for punching 20 year old student Emily Ca...
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