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Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

Funny story: Aspen To Increase The Size of Their Airport Due To The Large Volume of Marijuana Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...

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Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...

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The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

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Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

Funny story: Rihanna Is Starting To Look Like Kat Von D In The Tattoo Department

ASPEN, Colorado - Rihanna, the "We Found Love" singer flew into Aspen to celebrate her 26th birthday on February 22. She told close friends that she could not think of a better place to spend her birthday than in the Marijuana State of Colorado.

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Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Funny story: Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...

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Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

Funny story: Pot-Flavored Wedding Cakes Are All The Rage In Colorado

ASPEN - Destin Buttonboldt owner of The Baker's Dozen Bakery Shop has hit upon a new idea that he says has turned his little Aspen bakery into Fort Knox. Buttonboldt said that a friend of his suggested that he make pot-laced wedding cakes. He q...

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A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

Funny story: A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...

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Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

Funny story: Happy Joy Airlines Launches Its Inagural Flight From Los Angeles Into Aspen, Colorado

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Happy Joy Airlines is thrilled to announce that the airline has just initiated its first direct flight from Los Angeles into Aspen, Colorado AKA Cannabis City. Airline Spokeswoman Rhiannon Dibbledew, 29, told the n...

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Mushroom cloud threatens Aspen skiing resort

Funny story: Mushroom cloud threatens Aspen skiing resort

Denver, Colorado - A five mile-wide mushroom-shaped cloud of marijuana smoke has drifted 200 miles west of Denver and is threatening global warming chaos on the billionaires' winter sports playground of Aspen, Colorado. Climate change scientists s...

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A Pot Shop In Aspen Is Now Selling Pot-Laced Pizzas

Funny story: A Pot Shop In Aspen Is Now Selling Pot-Laced Pizzas

ASPEN, Colorado - Rudy "Weedy" Bloomingfield recently said that as a young boy growing up in Aspen he dreamed of one day owning a ski shop. Well Rudy grew up but he did not get that ski shop he dreamed about, instead he is now the owner of The Swe...

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Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

Funny story: Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

ASPEN, Colorado - Local authorities have commented that since January 1, 2014, the sale of marijuana seeds is outselling the sale of sunflower seeds by an astounding 700 to 1 ratio. Fisher "Sinsemilla" Vittypoof, 28, owner of The Giggling Weed See...

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Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Resident Arrested Trying To FedEx 2 Tons of Marijuana To Los Angeles

ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history. Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old...

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Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

ASPEN, Colorado - Several national news publications are reporting that they have heard that there are some hotels in the Colorado winter resort town of Aspen that are paying their employees in marijuana. Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magaz...

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Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...

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An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

Funny story: An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

ASPEN, Colorado - The Colorado Highway Patrol is reporting that an Aspen resident recently developed what they consider to be the worst case of road rage in the history of the state of Colorado. A spokesperson for the CHP, Sergeant Cruxton Tartant...

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Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills

THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...

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Warren Beatty wins annual snow writing contest in Aspen

Funny story: Warren Beatty wins annual snow writing contest in Aspen

A cheering crowd of vacationing skiers in Aspen screamed in glee as famous actor/womanizer, Warren Beatty won the 2nd annual snow writing contest in this celebrity crowded city. The contest involved several local residents as well as celebrities.

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