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Man Who Smoked Asbestos Cigarettes "Not Happy One Bit"

A. Richland Moore recently announced that he was filing a lawsuit against several major companies because of his long fight with lung disease that he claims was caused by his addiction to asbestos cigarettes. In the 1980s and 1990s Mr. Moore sm...

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Christmas Gifts 1952 from Lemco

Funny story: Christmas Gifts 1952 from Lemco

With the holiday season soon to be on us its time to look at Christmas gifts for all the family. Mom: Moms live to iron so what better gift to give than a brand new Lemco ironing board. If that was what you got for Mom last year then this year you should top it off with a nice floral print Lemco asbestos ironing board cover. Moms everywhere will be looking forward to a New Year full of ironing...

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Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Funny story: Members of The Really Free School Collective are suing Guy Ritchie

Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England. Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...

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Parliament Contaminated!

Funny story: Parliament Contaminated!

Not a loyal royal subject in all of the King's, er Queen's England was very shocked today to learn that the Houses of Parliament are contaminated.

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Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Funny story: Mesothelioma Cured - Lawyers Panic

Mesothelioma, a particularly deadly form of cancer related to asbestos, has been cured. Researchers at the University of North Carolina have developed a drug that can be inhaled by mesothelioma sufferers. The drug, called Byelawy...

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