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Tragedy As Graffiti Artists Hit By Freight Train

Funny story: Tragedy As Graffiti Artists Hit By Freight Train

Darwinism strikes again as three graffiti artists have been hit by a freight train in Brixton. British Transport Police are treating the deaths as "unexplained" but a worker filling in an accident form at the scene was found to have filled in the...

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18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

Funny story: 18 month-old child prodigy artist destroys mum's expensive carpet!

A North-Lanarkshire, 18-old month toddler, destined to become a famous painter, has caused his mum some grief after deciding to paint her carpet instead of a canvas mum gave him to practice with! The toddler, still in his nappies, showed an aptitu...

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Marble Bust Found in Tomb of Jesus

In the first excavations of the newly discovered tomb of Jesus a marble bust and a missing chapter of the Gospel of St. Thomas have been found. The bust, according to the accompanying text is that of none other than Jesus. It bears a strong likeness...

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Flint Michigan Residents Criticize Artists And Entrepreneurs Using And Reselling Dirty Flint Water

Funny story: Flint Michigan Residents Criticize Artists And Entrepreneurs Using And Reselling Dirty Flint Water

Flint Michigan residents are angry at what they see as blatant profiteering by water re-sellers, artists, as well as non-residents, who are all making a buck off of the city's water crisis according to critics. One target of Flint neighborhood act...

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Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Funny story: Kim & Kanye's Love Banned from UK Schools - Rest Of World Could Follow

Lincolnshire, UK - Parents are in a moral panic after a seemingly harmless art class left at least five children with a warped sense of love and relationships. Another two are said to be questioning their sexuality. Many more will need to see the sch...

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Schizophrenia... Not What it Seems.

Funny story: Schizophrenia... Not What it Seems.

Los Angeles: Psychologists at LA's Psychological Research Unit have come up with a new view of schizophrenia. Explained Dr. Ty Polar: "It would seem to us that schizophrenia is more a socially/family conditioning phenomenon and not, as we presupposed, a genetic fault. In our Post Modernist world, alternative views of reality are axiomatic. Alternative ways of seeing things are prevalent in...

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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

Funny story: Bogeyman Arrested For Art Attack

A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery. He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.

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Man Utd Sign Raphael Sanzio for Undisclosed Fee

Funny story: Man Utd Sign Raphael Sanzio for Undisclosed Fee

It was announced, yesterday, that Manchester United have signed the 14th century artist Raphael Sanzio from FC Munchen Gladbach for an undisclosed sum. Rover's manager Fergus Alexson was said to be delighted with the team's new acquisition, having...

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Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Funny story: Dorking Anti-Counterfeit Police Raid Art Class

Fifteen people were arrested last night when Dorking Police swooped on the Our Lady Mary RC school to break up a "notorious" currency counterfeiting operation. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed respon...

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Vincent van Gogh best self-portrait ever? Nope, that's his brother!

Funny story: Vincent van Gogh best self-portrait ever? Nope, that's his brother!

A recently exposed self-protrait of Vincent van Gogh is not actually a self-portrait. After several years of research, a Dutch clever "clogs" has discovered it was actually a portrait of Theo, his brother. It obviously is a simple case of the old...

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Surprise! Banksy Was At The Academy Awards After All!

Funny story: Surprise! Banksy Was At The Academy Awards After All!

The unknown artist known as Banksy may have put over another one on the public as well as the reporters when the word was passed that the attendee who was seated closely behind and to the right of Lady GaGa, may have been the artist. All day peopl...

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Pride in Craftsmanship Outdated by Overwhelming Production.

Funny story: Pride in Craftsmanship Outdated by Overwhelming Production.

It has been discovered that, Just Good Enough, has taken over the outdated, "Pride in Craftsmanship", credo. Craftsmanship was the work ethic of a generation gone past. Mass production is the cry of today, Faster, Cheaper, More. Anyone can look in...

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Frank Frazetta, Master Artist, Dead At 92

Funny story: Frank Frazetta, Master Artist, Dead At 92

Schoolboys of all ages in the U.S. and Britain might want to take a pause for one minute today as it was announced that the great paperback artist Frank Frazetta has died. Can you believe he was 92? Many of us are old enough to remember his work i...

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Van Gogh's Ear Found

Funny story: Van Gogh's Ear Found

Did he cut his ear off or didn't he? Did Gauguin do it? Where is it now? These are just some of the questions being bandied about in the art world this week, as yet another theory is advanced as to what really led Vincent Van Gogh to lose an ear.

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Boy George to Release New Album

Funny story: Boy George to Release New Album

Los Angeles, CA - Musical Icon and paint palette Boy George, of Culture Club and solo artist fame, is set to release his first new album in eleven years.

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