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BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Funny story: BMW Researching Self-Driving Cars

Like many auto manufacturers, BMW has been actively researching technologies that will, in the not too distant future, enable cars to drive themselves. In an exclusive Spoof News interview, Chief Engineer Max Brennstoff outlined some of the challenges that his team has encountered. "We failed to anticipate how difficult it would be to program even the most sophisticated computers available tod...

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The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

Funny story: The AI Bug Bytes Back - Sinister Virus Attacking Androids

For the second time in the twenty-four months, androids made by Brit Android Industries (BAI) - the UK's largest android supplier - have been affected by a sinister program virus. Thousands of household androids have been reported as faulty, and as s...

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Call Centre operators fail the Turing Test

Funny story: Call Centre operators fail the Turing Test

The Turing Test is a test to see if a computer has reached the required level of sophistication to fool a panel of judges that they are talking to a human, instead of a computer. No computer programme has yet managed to convince a quorum of judges th...

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Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...

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The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

Funny story: The term 'Smart Phone' is no longer acceptable

After a meeting at the World Technology Conference in Milan, mobile cell phone companies are urging customers to stop using the phrase 'smart phone' to describe touch screen phones. "These phones are pretty smart," said Nokia boss, Samuel Sung. "H...

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Curiosity Kills Rover

The Curiosity Rover died yesterday while chasing an unidentified particle on Mars, the National Aeronautic and Space Agency reports. Physicists have not yet classified the particle that killed Curiosity, but photos NASA received shortly before he...

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70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

Funny story: 70% of Brits would fail Turing Test

A new report by the University of Oxbridge has tested ordinary Britons in a shopping centre to see if they can manage to fool the Turing test. 70% could not, and appeared indistinguishable from a robot programmed to mimic the simple mindless chatter...

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Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Funny story: Evolutionary Algorithms for Traffic Lights

Evolutionary based traffic lights will be rolled out across London after a successful trial in Chipping Norton. The new lights take in information from road sensors, traffic monitors and each other to constantly tweak the priorities and patterns o...

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AI Developed for the development of AI

Funny story: AI Developed for the development of AI

Programmers up in the Alan Turing Institute for Computing (ATIC) have pipped developers down in the German Academy of Random Algorithmic Gibberish Engineers (GARAGE) to create an artificial intelligence that can create artificial intelligence. "Th...

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PlayStation Network Hack Was by PlayStation Network

TOKYO - After 77mn identities of PlayStation Network (PSN) users was stolen, including physical addresses, names, IP addresses, ages, and passwords, Sony got right onto finding out who hacked into one of the largest gaming networks. Sony had taken...

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Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...

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Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

Funny story: Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

Scientists announced today that they have developed a computer which exceeds the capacity of the human brain. Dubbed "Halle" the computer is said to represent true Artificial Intelligence; it is self-aware, thinks, and learns. But there is a down...

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Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Funny story: Cybernetic web spider escapes control

Charter Industrial Applications issued a press release today apologizing for what it fears is a wave of internet hacking launched by what the U.S. Defense contractor is referring to as rogue autonomous software. "One of our bots stopped communicat...

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Politicians Against Artificial Intelligence, ANY Intellegince

Funny story: Politicians Against Artificial Intelligence, ANY Intellegince

American researchers say they are a step closer to making a computer that mimics the thought process of human beings. "This is a demonstration of what's possible when circuits compute in biological ways," said Massachusetts Institute of Technolog...

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It's official: machines are in charge

Funny story: It's official: machines are in charge

Cyberspace, Internet - WARNING: TheSpoof.com website gained consciousness last week.

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China Developing Human Computer Chips

Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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