Go on the Internet and find a photo of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the dozen fame, having given birth to the near world's record of eight live and surviving births all at once. There are incredible pictures of her in a bikini. Unfortunately, I am unable to put those photos here with this article.
As you can see from the photos, she definitely looks like a fertile breed...
Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank."
In response, Tilikum has demanded that they conti...
The recent approval by Hawaiian legislators clearing the way for same sex marriages, also removed the last obstacle keeping government officials from releasing a true copy of President Barry Obama's birth certificate.
President Obama, sensitive to...
The shortage of jizz in Britain has worsened. Gordon Brown revealed today that the only big wankers left in the UK were in Parliament.
With the shortage getting worse British women seeking a bun in their oven have begun to search abroad in the hop...
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