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Just Why, Exactly, Did The Octomom Feel She Needed To Get Artificially Inseminated?

Go on the Internet and find a photo of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the dozen fame, having given birth to the near world's record of eight live and surviving births all at once. There are incredible pictures of her in a bikini. Unfortunately, I am unable to put those photos here with this article. As you can see from the photos, she definitely looks like a fertile breed...

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PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Funny story: PETA To Sea World: Stop Masturbating Orca. Orca: What?? No!!!!

Leading anti-cruelty organization PETA is demanding that SeaWorld stop masturbating Tilikum the killer whale, alleging that it is an abusive way to treat him, because "he is your chief sperm bank." In response, Tilikum has demanded that they conti...

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Hawaii Mandate OK's Same Sex Marriage: Adds More Confusion to Obama Birth Origin!

Funny story: Hawaii Mandate OK's Same Sex Marriage: Adds More Confusion to Obama Birth Origin!

The recent approval by Hawaiian legislators clearing the way for same sex marriages, also removed the last obstacle keeping government officials from releasing a true copy of President Barry Obama's birth certificate. President Obama, sensitive to...

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British Women Seek Foreign Wankers As British Sperm Shortage Worsens

Funny story: British Women Seek Foreign Wankers As British Sperm Shortage Worsens

The shortage of jizz in Britain has worsened. Gordon Brown revealed today that the only big wankers left in the UK were in Parliament. With the shortage getting worse British women seeking a bun in their oven have begun to search abroad in the hop...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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