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Funny story:  Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection

Rod Hull is still alive and in witness protection

Former Children's TV presenter Rod Hull, the owner of Emu and the curliest hair on television is not dead. According to the history books, Rod Hull fell off the roof of his house while adjusting the aerial on his roof. "When we came up with tha...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

Reese Witherspoon Says Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest Is Extremely Embarrassing

ATLANTA - Reese Witherspoon is still in hiding due to extreme embarrassment over her recent arrest due to her disorderly conduct. A spokesperson for Ms. Witherspoon identified as Tucker "Bubba" Frattficker, stated that the actress wanted her famil...
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Funny story:  Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

Reese Witherspoon defends Boston bombers

In a surprising turn of events Reese Witherspoon an animal rights activist told a friend she supports the Boston bombers because they were wild and hairy. Shortly, after the statement the police were notified and Mrs. Witherspoon was taken into c...
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Funny story:  Police arrest coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct

Police arrest coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct

Following a three month investigation, police today arrested a coin-operated mall massage chair for lewd conduct. The arrest followed a surveillance and sting operation at the Mall of Malls. "We got numerous complaints, so we sent in one of our...
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Funny story:  Robbers arrested after shop raids

Robbers arrested after shop raids

Three men have been arrested after several shops in Gateshead city centre were burgled in midnight raids. Thieves broke into Mendelson's Music Shop and made off with the lute. They also broke into the till, and took all the notes. Nearby, a pos...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

NEW YORK CITY - The human time bomb known as Lindsay Lohan keeps on furiously tick tocking and there appears to be nothing anyone can do about it. Lohan, who is considered one of the luckiest females in the history of the world, continues to push...
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Funny story:  'Exhibitionists' arrested in Sparks & Menser

'Exhibitionists' arrested in Sparks & Menser

Senior staff in Rochdale's Sparks & Menser store have uncovered a group of 'exhibitionists' plotting to demonstrate against lower prices. Six women and two men were arrested after they undressed, painted their bodies and prepared themselves fo...
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Funny story:  Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Noel Edmonds' beard, Bertie, was sensationally arrested today on suspicion of inappropriate use of Just For Men. Bertie and Edmonds were recording an edition of 'Deal or No Deal' when armed police swooped on the studios. Bertie was then taken to S...
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Funny story:  Dorking Checkout operator goes postal

Dorking Checkout operator goes postal

A checkout operator at Tesbury's on the High Street was arrested yesterday after "going postal" as her manager described it. It required four police officers to subdue Hilary Dale as she rampaged around the fresh produce section hurling fruit and...
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Funny story:  Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

Bank of America to consider name change: Bank Against America

HARFOLD, Vt.--Insiders in the banking industry confide that Bank of America is currently considering a name change to Bank Against America, a change which would certainly be in alignment with recent behaviors by the banking giant. Bank of America...
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Funny story:  'rrests made of the bloomin' rioters and users of Cockney Matheson Lang

'rrests made of the bloomin' rioters and users of Cockney Matheson Lang

Scotland Yard reports that Bo-le of Glue thousand people 'ad been nicked - and more than Ca and Calf or 1,135 'ad been charged for riotin'. Of those charged, over 700 're guilty of speakin' Cockney Matheson Lang. Scotland Yard 'as also organized...
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Funny story:  Port Dover, Ontario.  Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

Port Dover, Ontario. Couple arrested for having an extremely succulent green lawn

A Canadian couple were arrested yesterday in the small tourist town of Port Dover, Ontario, Canada. Port Dover, is famous for its Lake Erie Perch which can be purchased at many eateries dotted around the town, and for 'Footlong Hot Dogs' which can...
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Funny story:  White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
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Funny story:  Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Jersey Shore Snookie's Mugshot Finally Released to Press

Following her original arrest in 2010 and a frantic effort by her publicist to hold back New Jersey police bookiing photos, the reality show potty mouth who calls herself Snookie got more attention today when her bad-hair day police photo was pirated...
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Funny story:  Pub Singer Arrested

Pub Singer Arrested

A pub singer in a Bermondsey pub was arrested and jailed overnight after singing "I'm Not In Love" in front of a newly married couple. Jack Taylor, who sings three nights a week at the Dog and Duck pub in Bermondsey High Street, London had just st...
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Funny story:  Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

It appears the downward spiral that is Charlie Sheen's life may have finally hit rock bottom. I have been notified by Scotland Yard sources that Charlie Sheen has been indicted on assault charges after the 2 and a Half Men and Major League star a...
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