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Funny story: Local Man Adopts Snow Leopard, Private Investigator, And Fruit Bat Colony

Local Man Adopts Snow Leopard, Private Investigator, And Fruit Bat Colony

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today felt it necessary to explain how he has adopted a snow leopard, a Sherlock Holmes loving private detective and a colony of fruit bats - who all currently reside in his loft - even though nobody with any sense is r...
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Funny story: .Armfeetandtoe. My Brain, and other missing parts.

.Armfeetandtoe. My Brain, and other missing parts.

I woke yesterday morning, that upset the wife. Had breakfast, which pissed the dogs off, normaly I dont have time, and they get the bacon and sausages. My eldest daughter asked me for some money, I handed her an Afghani $100,000 note and told her to change it at the bank. As she skipped away, I thought, 1 nil to me. It's worth about 50 pence, and if I'm lucky, they will have her in for question...
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