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Funny story: Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

Falklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue

The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...
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Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...
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Funny story: As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

As The World Reels From the Ukraine, Events Follow Elsewhere

United Nations, NYC, NY (STT News) - In North Korea, Harmonic, Joyful and Heavenly Leader of All Living Things, Kim Jong-Un, announced that his nation can no longer stand by and allow Israel to threaten its borders from afar. As a signal of warning t...
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Funny story: Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Pesto collapse leaves Argentine President Kirchner in the soup

Buenos Aires - That old cliche about getting out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat sees daft Argie despot Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's presidency reduced to toast this weekend. A collapse in the value of pesto in global markets means...
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Funny story: Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

Canada Tells Argentina That The Northwest Territories Are Not For Sale

OTTAWA - The Canadian government has sent President Fernando Ginobili of Argentina a message in regards to his request to purchase the Northwest Territories. President Ginobili (who is no relation to San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili) was than...
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Funny story: William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague mistaken for Alien robot and decapitated by Ripley

William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.
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Funny story: Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

Argentina Wants To Buy The Northwest Territories From Canada

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - The South American country of Argentina has been wanting to purchase a northern country in order to take advantage of the Winter season. Juan Jose Cantador, a spokesman for the Argentine government stated that they have d...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...
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Funny story: Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

Don't cry for me Argentina, says Falklands

The Falklands has filed for an injunction after receiving numerous drunk-texts and inappropriate phone calls from Argentina, it has emerged. The Falkland Islands last night confirmed it sent a letter to the UN filing for a restraining order on Ar...
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Funny story: Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina. The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...
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Funny story: Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

Shakira's Ex-Boyfriend $uing Her For $100 Million!

EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
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Funny story: Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Mossad agents mingle with Z-Lister celebs at Frankie-the-Argie's coronation in Rome

Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats. Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...
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Funny story: Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Despite Hating The British - New Pope Hires English Chefs

Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals. Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...
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Funny story: New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

New Argentinean Pope Declares War on Falkland Islands

The new Argentinean Pope 'Jorge Bergolio Maradonna' has declared war on the Falkland Islanders by ex-communicating all 20,000 of the islanders at the stroke of a pen. In his inaugural speech from the balcony of the Vatican overlooking St Peters Squar...
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Funny story: New Pope will get our Falkland Islands back says Argie President

New Pope will get our Falkland Islands back says Argie President

Buenos Aires - "Ha ha, take that you feckless, lying, land-grab Brits," President Cristina Kirchner chuckled tonight, "with his awesome supernatural powers the new Argentine Pope will win back the Malvinas for us." Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio,...
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Funny story: Alex Salmond and Cristina Kirchner 'joined at the hip' says energy security think tank

Alex Salmond and Cristina Kirchner 'joined at the hip' says energy security think tank

North Sea - Claims to North Sea oil and gas by the Scottish separatists' leader have been likened to Argentine President Cristina 'Mad Dog' Kirchner's obsession with the Falklands Islands a leading think tank said today. "Neither has a hope in he...
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Funny story: Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity. The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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