Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina.
The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...
EL SEGUNDO, California - Shakira had just finished having breakfast at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in El Segundo when she was approached by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight.
He told the 36-year-old stunning blonde that she has never...
In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina.
Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...
Rome - Undercover Israeli secret service agents will be present incognito among Tuesday's inauguration guests after the new Pope tested DNA positive as one of Nazi scoundrel Joachim von Ribbentrop's brats.
Their operation comes amid NATO reports t...
Despite his hatred for the British and his lack of regard for the rights of British people living in the Falkland Islands, Pope Francis I has hired two English chefs to prepare his meals.
Marjorie Tomlinson, 54 and Tina Armstrong, 58, were hired b...
The new Argentinean Pope 'Jorge Bergolio Maradonna' has declared war on the Falkland Islanders by ex-communicating all 20,000 of the islanders at the stroke of a pen. In his inaugural speech from the balcony of the Vatican overlooking St Peters Squar...
Buenos Aires - "Ha ha, take that you feckless, lying, land-grab Brits," President Cristina Kirchner chuckled tonight, "with his awesome supernatural powers the new Argentine Pope will win back the Malvinas for us."
Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio,...
North Sea - Claims to North Sea oil and gas by the Scottish separatists' leader have been likened to Argentine President Cristina 'Mad Dog' Kirchner's obsession with the Falklands Islands a leading think tank said today.
"Neither has a hope in he...
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity.
The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...
David Cameron is maybe one of the most unpopular and least qualified British PM's ever to have resided at Nr 10 Downing street and now he has stooped even lower.
The Conservatives were not able to secure a majority government and needed the help o...
Buenos Aires - There's been a new development in Argentine protests about the naming of a toxic scrap of Antarctica after Britain's longest running hoaxer.
The decision to rename the frozen southern wastes of the British Antarctic Territory 'Queen...
The British Government is holding emergency talks with Argentina after the Argentine navy stole the Falkland Islands and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Argentine mainland.
The daring raid took place late last night under the cover of darkne...
Argentine tennis ace David Nalbandian has started off a Falkland War feud after kicking out at British line judges at a Wimbledon warm up tournament at Queens Club yesterday.
Nalbandian claims he was kicking an advertising hoarding out of frustrat...
Relations between Argentina and the rest of the world worsened today following the nationalisation of a popular stage musical.
Argentina was left isolated yesterday when president Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner announced the nationalisation of Yac...
The British government has drawn up secret plans to tow the Falkland Islands nearer to the British mainland.
According to the leaked documents, the secret operation, named 'Disaster Waiting To Happen', will supposedly take place when the Argentin...
Following one of the longest and largest Carnival celebrations this year, filled with fried pastries and deep fried potatoes and meats, the Argentinean Medical Board is urging all residents to make healthier food choices during Lent.
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Frustrated by the United Kingdom's militarisation of the disputed Las Malvinas Islands Argentina has turned its attention on an island group in the Caribbean, who they consider have weaker patronage and will be less of a problem to invade and annex f...
Argentine President (the hot looking one, give or take twenty years - actually not give, I mean take, don't add twenty years, that would be hideous, no take twenty years away from her then she would be not bad, anyway..), whats her name, anyway, has announced she would "bomb the shit out of the Falkland Islands" if it wasn't for the fact that the UK had a nuclear arsenal!
"That Thatcher film h...