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Funny story: Obama hosts Area 51, Roswell summit for Jordan's King Abdullah II on Valentine's Day

Obama hosts Area 51, Roswell summit for Jordan's King Abdullah II on Valentine's Day

Washington AC/DC - Officially, Obama is hosting bilateral President's Day talks with the Jordanian King at Sunnylands, Rancho Mirage in California this weekend at a sprawling 200-acre estate built by publisher-philanthropisst-diplomat Walter H Annenb...
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Funny story: Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...
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Funny story: Beagle 2 British Mars probe released from CIA's Area 51

Beagle 2 British Mars probe released from CIA's Area 51

Britain's £44 million Mars probe, Beagle 2, which came down accidentslly just outside area 51 in the USA, panicked local "Close Encounters" UFO spotters so much by its constant digging of soil samples and analytical laser firing that the C.I.A immedi...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

Donald Trump Wants To Buy Area 51

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has expressed a desire to purchase the so called Area 51, located at Groom Lake, which is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base. National Focus Magazine asked Mr. Trump what he could possibly want with what is...
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Funny story: Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli commissioned to paint official Obama portrait

Ray 'Alien Autopsy' Santilli commissioned to paint official Obama portrait

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - In oils - crude if you like, sweet light crude. That's the remit of a $1 million commission to capture the presidential image on a 10' x 6' canvas, quarter-sawn walnut or Egyptian papyrus. And Ray the-alien-path...
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Funny story: Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Gansu Province - The huge UFO monster responsible for gobbling up Russia's $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe last week is believed to be stationed at the top secret Ding Xin military air base. Google Earth pictures released...
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Funny story: Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

Latest Cablegate Releases Not Juicy Enough, Say Conspiracy Theorists

WORLDWIDE - The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community. "All...
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Funny story: Area 51 Volunteers Aim To Recreate Alien Craft!

Area 51 Volunteers Aim To Recreate Alien Craft!

It may have taken an alien race aeons to do the original job, but next month a team of Area 51 volunteers will begin a challenge to rebuild a replica of a crashed alien craft in 21 days. The 50m-long vessel, to be hewn from a single chunk of high...
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Funny story: Area 51 - Aliens held as prisoners- The Mr X files

Area 51 - Aliens held as prisoners- The Mr X files

Area 51 in Nevada is one of the most secretive places on the planet and is believed to be a test area for the US air force. A former employee at the Area 51 facility known to us as JIM has had a meeting with our investigative reporter Mr X. Jim told us that he worked at the facility for 6 years where they tested new technology which is even more advanced than the technology used in the mobil...
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Funny story: Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

Swine flu source traced to Area 51 bio weapons lab

NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists are believed to be behind the manufacture of the H1N1 porcine norovirus in a crude attempt to curb illegal Mexican immigrants sponging off the US taxpayer. The Roswell bio weapon ex...
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Funny story: Obama - "UK Has It's Own Area 51 - The All New Virgin Galactic Spaceport!"

Obama - "UK Has It's Own Area 51 - The All New Virgin Galactic Spaceport!"

If you're looking for the latest in hush-hush experimental intergalactic space flights, look no further than the new "UK's Area 51". Last week, local radio station DW Communications from Oban reported that the Loughead Spacecraft Manufacturing Com...
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Funny story: Obama - "Area 51 - Open All Hours!"

Obama - "Area 51 - Open All Hours!"

Honouring his pre election promise to break down red tape and state secrecy President Barack Obama is to officially announce that Area 51 is to be opened to the public by July 2009. Not only will Area 51 be opened to the world but it will become t...
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Funny story: Obama - "Area 51 Has Come To Life!"

Obama - "Area 51 Has Come To Life!"

In a short slip of the tongue President Obama has finally admitted that all the alien artefacts held at Area 51 have "come to life" since his accession to the presidency on January 20th, 2009. NASA scientists have concluded that the reasons behind...
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Funny story: Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Aleppo - (X-Files Mess): The bizarre saga of the vanishing Russian church that suddenly materialised near the Pentagon's Area 51 alien base in Roswell, Nevada, took a sinister new twist today. Reports from Syria allege that the preserved remains o...
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Funny story: Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Moscow - (X-Files Mess): Kremlin officials are gobsmacked after an 18th century brick-built two storey church 'suddenly vanished' from Bloodyvostock's Ivanovo-Voskresenskaya diocese before materialising thousands of miles away in the USA near the not...
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Funny story: UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

UFO Press Conference - What We Don't Know Part 2

Roswell - As literally thousands of journalist, networks and on-lookers gathered at the now publicly open Area 51, eagerly anticipating the next, and most significant press conference in these chain of events, the mood was at a fever pitch. It was announced last week that the press conference would include the appearance of one of the extra terrestrials for a full question and answer period.
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Funny story: UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless informati...
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Funny story: Roswell Documents Stun

Roswell Documents Stun

Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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