A huge glacier has disappeared without trace in northern Norway.
"It was there last autumn" explained Norwegian geologist Lööf Lîrpa, calling from his log cabin inside the Arctic circle.
"It's dark all day here in the winter, and we were all t...
CLIMATE SCIENTISTS stationed at remote outposts in Western Canada and in Norway are reporting "dangerous and consistent daytime warming" in the range of 8 to 10 degrees higher than normal announced Professor Cretino Grasso, Director of the CRU (Clima...
Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away.
Greenpeace have of lately been send...
Ice Floe #7, Nunavut - President Obama recently noticed that there was a new quasi-nation just north of Canada. Calling in his advisors, he learned that Nunavut got it's start by Canada's continued desire to be just like the United States.
Canada...
Greenpeace have announced a big give-away, Arctic Ice will be free to anyone who wants it in summer but only for a limited time.
The recent news in from IARC-JAXA (International Arctic Research Center / Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) is that...
French president Nicolas Sarkozy has scoffed at the announcement by a University of Cambridge professor that the Arctic Ocean will soon - within a decade - be ice-free in the months of summer.
Monsieur Sarkozy, addressing the French Academy of Sci...
Washington DC: It was a slow news day in the capital, hence the newspaper headline "Greenland Icecap Melting." Never mind that the oceans have not risen substantially over the years!
A few years earlier in response to a similar headline, Professor...
Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul.
UN and Global Policy
At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
Global rock superstars UN arrived in the Arctic on the current leg of their World Climate tour and already frontman Ban Ki-Moon has created controvosy at a news conference.
"The cold here is screwing with my voice! If there's one thing global wa...
KOTZEBUE, AK - Sarah Palin, governor of America's last frontier, spoke to a cheering crowd of 300 in a remote Alaskan village 30 miles North of the Arctic Circle today, finally addressing speculation concerning her seemingly inexplicable decision to...
The Ice Bridge which holds the Antarctic Ice Shelf in place has shattered and the frozen southernmost continent is drifting north. Already moving up the Atlantic coast of South America, emperor penguins are shedding their coats and making reservation...
In recent years, the talk of the ice caps melting has been a source of great debate. Many have held that the Greenland ice sheets alone could raise sea level by more then three meters. Those fears were proven to be unfounded today, as the Greenland i...
Finnish explorer, Jan Waslosten, was lost in the frozen Arctic tundra for more than 40 days while rescue teams from Finland and Norway partnered in the search. It was assumed that Waslosten's homing beacon had died out sometime during the first wee...
In this tumultuous economic climate, some are seizing on the eternal value of gold, while Russia seizes on the eternal region of cold - the Arctic.
Yes, laughing at foolish westerners archaically clutching gold to stabilize their future, Russia is...
Scientists reported yesterday that the low point for Arctic sea ice in 2008 was 9% larger than in 2007. Global warming advocate Walt Meier expressed deep concern to the Walsh Strait Journal (WSJ), stating: "Even though the sea ice didn't retreat this...
Unexpected visitors to the Ilullisat conference on conflicting territorial claims to the Arctic have created an uproar by asserting that they own everything north of 80 degrees.
The Conservative leader David Cameron is attempting the world's first solo swim to the Arctic, it was revealed yesterday. The announcement was made at a press conference, arranged by the right-wing 'Tories For Swimming To The Arctic Circle...
Anchorage, Alaska (IPP) - The north pole turned black with meterorites from the recent Quadrantid meteor shower.