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Weather Girl Recovering Following Gusty Wind Forecast Incident!

Funny story: Weather Girl Recovering Following Gusty Wind Forecast Incident!

BBC weather girl Hilary Kirkworm, 22, has now been discharged from hospital but says she is unlikely to return to work for a few days. Miss Kirkworm needed hospital treatment on Saturday evening after receiving several arrow wounds when presenting a...

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Archers Ex Gets Top Gong

Funny story: Archers Ex Gets Top Gong

BBC radio producers got a sharp poke in the eye last night when an Archers star they killed off picked up a top broadcasting gong. Graham Seed, who played Nigel Pargetter for 27 years, was voted Broadcaster of the Year at the Broadcasting Press Gu...

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English Wine Industry demands Vanessa Whitburn's head

The English Wine industry is mourning the loss of Nigel Pargetter who died on Sunday night after falling from the roof of Lower Loxley Hall in the village of Ambridge, Borsetshire. Nigel was the 'go-to' man in the village on all matters relating t...

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Ruth Archer to be banned from BBC Radio 2

Funny story: Ruth Archer to be banned from BBC Radio 2

The coalition government has decided to pass legislation banning Ruth Archer from presenting Radio 2s 'Friday Night is Music Night'. A spokesman for the Department of Culture Media Sport and Anything Else that comes up said the new government woul...

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Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

Funny story: Two fings you should Know about the wise woman

James What was researching the origins of the famous V sign and while in the historical section of the British Museum he asked the guide for some help and was told to speak to the wise woman the old lady who sits in Trafalgar square and feeds the birds. After looking round Trafalgar square he spotted an old woman and said "are you the wise woman" She said "there are two fings you should know ab...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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